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Heart attact advice

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by GIUSEPE, Mar 28, 2012.

  1. GIUSEPE

    GIUSEPE Senior Member

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    The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
    British or Americans.

    On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer
    heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
    than the British or Americans.

    The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
    heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    Conclusion:

    Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.
     
  2. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Super conondrum!
     
  3. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Sawa mkuu tutajisevia
     
  4. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    uh!uh!uh! teh!teh!teeeeeeh!!teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
     
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