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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Hussein Njovu, Sep 9, 2008.

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    Hussein Njovu Senior Member

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    Joe had a crazy headache that pestered him for several months. He had
    seen many doctors and none could make the pain go away. After months
    of pains and visits to doctors, one suggested a specialist but he
    would cost dearly. Joe agreed to pay anything that would take the pain

    The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad
    news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
    condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of
    your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only
    way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
    for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had
    no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was
    headache free for the first time in over 20 years, but he felt as if
    he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the
    street he realized he felt like a different person. He could make a
    new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and
    thought, "That's what I need, a new suit."

    The elderly salesman eyed him quickly and said, "Let's see, you're a
    size 44 long."

    Joe laughed and said, "That's right, how did you know?"

    "Been in the business 60 years!"

    Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the
    mirror, the tailor asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a
    moment and then said, "Sure."

    "Let's see, 16 and a half neck, 34 sleeve."

    Joe was surprised. "How did you know?"

    "Been in the business 60 years." The shirt fit perfectly.

    As Joe looked at himself in the mirror, the salesman said, "You could
    use new shoes."

    Since Joe was on a roll, he said, "Sure."

    The man eyed Joe's feet and said, "9-1/2E."

    Joe was astonished. "That's right. How did you know?"

    "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shoes and they also
    fit perfectly.

    As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "How
    about new underwear?"

    Joe thought for a second and said, "Why not."

    The man stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see, size 36."

    Joe laughed. "Finally I've got you! I've worn size 32 since I was 18 years old."

    The tailor shook his head. "You can't wear a size 32. Size 32
    underwear would press your testicles against the base of your spine
    and give you one hell of a headache."
  2. africa6666

    africa6666 JF-Expert Member

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    Thats good enough
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    Congo JF-Expert Member

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    Experience matters
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    Jobo JF-Expert Member

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    Maskini, that was the doctor he needed