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Have a good laugh!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masanilo, Oct 8, 2008.

  1. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    1. Meaning of WIFE
    Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information
    Fighting Every time'!'
    Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

    2. Importance of a period
    Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
    Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart
    attack & our driver ran away.'

    3. Confident vs. confidential
    A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
    Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also
    my son, that's confidential!'

    4. Anger management?
    Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
    Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
    Husband: 'How does that help?'
    Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'

    kwi kwi kwi....
  2. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Mungu wangu, hivi huyu mwanamke yuko mzima kweli??
  3. Njowepo

    Njowepo JF-Expert Member

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