Have a good laugh!!!

[Masanilo]

1. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information
Fighting Every time'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

2. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart
attack & our driver ran away.'

3. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also
my son, that's confidential!'

4. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'

kwi kwi kwi....

 

[TANMO]

4. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'

kwi kwi kwi....

Mungu wangu, hivi huyu mwanamke yuko mzima kweli??

 

[Njowepo]

Hilarious!