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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mateka, Apr 10, 2012.

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    Mateka Senior Member

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    Maid asked 4 a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
    She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a ......pay increase?"
    Maria: "Well, Ma'm, there are three reasons why I want an increase.The first is that I iron better than you."
    Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"...
    Maria: "Your husband said so."
    Wife: "Oh."
    Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
    Wife: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than me?"
    Maria: "Your husband did."
    Wife: "Oh.."
    Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed."
    Wife: (Really furious now)"Did my husband say that as well!? " Maria: "No Ma'm ... The gardener did."
    Wife: "So, how much do you want?
     
  2. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    daaah beki tatu hapo angejichenga tu..! mama angepachimba kinyama..!
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    maza kapatikana, ndo maana kakubali kiaina la sivyo....
     
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    Van perfect Member

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    kwa hiyo mtunza bustani kapiga house girl na mama yake!! du
     
  5. peoples power

    peoples power JF-Expert Member

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    gardener kala motherhouse kazikweli.
     
  6. Dr.kapama

    Dr.kapama Senior Member

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    Wht the fool... ??!
     
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