Maid asked 4 a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a ......pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Ma'm, there are three reasons why I want an increase.The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"... Maria: "Your husband said so." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Your husband did." Wife: "Oh.." Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed." Wife: (Really furious now)"Did my husband say that as well!? " Maria: "No Ma'm ... The gardener did." Wife: "So, how much do you want?