Hata kwenu wapo hawa?????

Lol,u try me! Sometimes I feel like a witch! Na its nt that comfortable unajua,unafika kwa watu unapewa soda na glass unaanza kusema mi ntapiga tarumbeta.na glass zetu za kuosha na komoa na kipisi cha saflet?kha!
Nyani Ngabu said:
I don't think there is anybody out there that can beat me in being observant! But most of the time people don't even think I am because I know how to keep it to myself.
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King'asti said:
Lol,u try me! Sometimes I feel like a witch! Na its nt that comfortable unajua,unafika kwa watu unapewa soda na glass unaanza kusema mi ntapiga tarumbeta.na glass zetu za kuosha na komoa na kipisi cha saflet?kha!
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That's why I prefer plasticware to silverware...
 
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Kuna mtu mmekaa juu ya meza, anataka akukatie ugali KWA MKONO na auunde shape ya duara ukiwa kwenye sahani yako... kama sio mama yangu don't even dare! na hata mama hajafanya hivo since I was 5 I think!
 
mimi nina majirani zangu walokole huku nilipo basi hao walokole wa Ki Nigeria ikifika asubuhi sana wanaanza kusali basi hizo kelele zao ukitaka usitake utamka wanapiga kelele kusali utafikiri huyo mungu wao wanayemuomba kiziwi hasikii basi hizo kelele zao ukitaka usitake utaamka uende kwanza chooni nimejitahidi kuwaambia waache kupiga makelel waombe taratibu ,lakini wapi wanaacha siku moja wana rejea siku inayofuata. Mimi huwa nawaita (Nigerian good who die) Mnigeria mzuri ni yule aliye kufa.
 
King'asti said:
Plasticware nt for home! Sasa mie ukichanganya na a sensitive sense of smell,ni balaa. I can smell somebody's mouth kwenye glass,lol
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In my home I have both plastic and silver! The same goes for cups and plates. I always have plastic cups and paper plates. What a considerate host I am!
 
U surely ar,lol! I will try paper cups. How do u ask ur guest which one they prefer?u u just splatter them out,lol
Nyani Ngabu said:
In my home I have both plastic and silver! The same goes for cups and plates. I always have plastic cups and paper plates. What a considerate host I am!
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King'asti said:
U surely ar,lol! I will try paper cups. How do u ask ur guest which one they prefer?u u just splatter them out,lol
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How do you ask? Very simple...you just set both of them on the table and say 'please help yourself'.
 
RussianRoulette said:
La haula wala quata! nimeiona, alianza kama mchezo, akacheki left, cheki right, all clear then he ate it kwa kuficha mdomo... alafu just net unampata akitoa manyoa kwenye armpit, anayanusa, and anayatafuna... Huyu mtu ni wa ajabu sana!
kuanzia leo nitakua nasalimia watu kwa kiss la shavuni. no touching hands![/COLOR]
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Cheki Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown picking his nose - YouTube
 
Mimi kwetu nawachukia wanaojisajili na multiple IDs, wanaanzisha thread halafu wanaishia kujijibu wenyewe. Sasa sijui ni ujanja au inatokana na upweke.
 
Au mtu mko stendi anakasirika jua kali halafu wewe umesimama kwenye kivuli chake....
 
Umeagiza kiti moto nusu kilo na ndizi mbili, ile kinafika tu jamaa anavamia bila kukaribishwa halafu akimaliza anaondoka bila hata kuagiza kingine... inanikera sana hii, ndo maana siku naenda mbali sana kula kitimoto. Sinza siji tena.
 
KAMALELA said:
Umeagiza kiti moto nusu kilo na ndizi mbili, ile kinafika tu jamaa anavamia bila kukaribishwa halafu akimaliza anaondoka bila hata kuagiza kingine... inanikera sana hii, ndo maana siku naenda mbali sana kula kitimoto. Sinza siji tena.
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Acha uchoyo.....lol!
 
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