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Hasara ya kuzaa nje ya ndoaaaaaaaa!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mpemba mbishi, Feb 1, 2012.

  1. mpemba mbishi

    mpemba mbishi JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna kijana alikua anataka kuoa akamwabia baba yake kaniposee msichana fulani babake akamwambia tafuta kwingine yule ni dadako ila mamako hajui usimwambie, Kijana akatafuta mwingine baba akamwambia na huyo ni dadako ila mamako hajui watatu tena hivyo hivyo kijana akamind akamwambia mamake, mamake akamwambia kaoe yoyote kati yao kwani na yeye mwenyewe si babako ila yeye hajui!
     
  2. Boonabaana

    Boonabaana JF-Expert Member

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    Vague!!!!!!!
     
  3. mizambwa

    mizambwa JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio maana watu wanasema "KULA ULIWE"

    MIZAMBWA
    INANIUMA SANA!!!
     
  4. Bwisso

    Bwisso Member

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    Hapo ngoma droo
     
  5. MESTOD

    MESTOD JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, hii kali, si ajabu hata wa nje siyo wanae.
     
  6. MESTOD

    MESTOD JF-Expert Member

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    Baba kafungwa 6-0 na mama.
     
  7. N

    Ninliy Senior Member

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    Mpemba mbishi umekimbia kwenye jukwaa la siasa?
     
  8. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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  9. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    \Teh teh teh! akome baba mtu mzima kuzaazaa ovyo!
     
  10. nimie

    nimie JF-Expert Member

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    Huenda si wanae hao mabinti ila anamzibia mwanae halafu na yeye anaanza kufukuzia apate pumziko.
     
  11. ntamaholo

    ntamaholo JF-Expert Member

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    ngoma drooo, hakuna mshindi
     
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    ntamaholo JF-Expert Member

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    hakuna cha pumziko kwenye gamemkuu, ni mahangaiko tu na kuchoshana akili na mwili
     
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    CHUAKACHARA JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia, kweli wote ni wezi wa wenzio. Jibaba linaiba kumbe na li mama lilimuibia
     
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    Weroki New Member

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    Teh teh teh!
     
  15. Dunda kwetu

    Dunda kwetu JF-Expert Member

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    Utata limited
     
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    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Cheni bandia pesa bandia!
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    it is not vague to me.
     
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