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Harusini

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by butogwa, Jul 19, 2011.

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    butogwa Member

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    Baada chereko nyingi ulifika muda wa maakuli, mara wakaingia warembo wa2 na kuanza kunawisha waalikwa' mafuta ya kula! Huwezi amini baadhi ya waalikwa walianza kutokwa na mate ya hamu wakitamani msosi uwahishwe, mara warembo wengine wakaingia na masinia makubwa, kushusha chini' MAFENESI! Watu' haiwezekani turudishiwe hela zetu!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Mafuta na mafenesi si ndio sawa jamani ni ubunifu tuu,sio lazima kila siku mle pilau.
     
  3. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Dah!wana haki ya kudai chenji zao.
     
  4. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaah!!
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    wakome kutegemea msosi wa harusini.
     
  6. General mex

    General mex Senior Member

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    Hiyo kali, wazamiaji walijuta kupoteza mda wao.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo ikala kwao.
     
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    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    teh! Teh! Kali ya mwaka!
     
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    MAMENGAZI JF-Expert Member

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    palikua hapatoshi nafikiri
     
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    Napenda mafenesi mie.
     
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    Tatizo la Waswahili, huchanga pesa wakitegemea wakashibe...
    Teh teh tehe!!!
     
  12. Rashdind

    Rashdind Senior Member

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    Iyo iko poa coz ishu kubwa harusini ni ndoa ivo vingine ziada tu ila cha ajabu ata kwenye misiba menyu ikibuma watu wanamaindi ahaaaa kaz kwel kwel.
     
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    Mambo ya Uswazi hayooo
     
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    Du naua mtu!
     
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    serio JF-Expert Member

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    so it ate on them. (kwahiyo ilikula kwao,)
     
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    Speedo Member

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    Nipo kwa sendoff sasahivi,Wakati wa bi harusi mtarajiwa kutambulisha ndugu akaanza kumfagilia mumewe kuwa ndio chaguo pekee. Nanukuu "nime-date na wanaume tofautitofati lakini hapa nimefika". Watu wakaanza minong'ono oooh amejionyesha kuwa utulivu 0 nk
     
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    mwl JF-Expert Member

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    Ni harusi ya kibondei hiyo? pale Kibanda au Kicheba?
     
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    Mokoyo JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha tehtehteh
     
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    Manyanza JF-Expert Member

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    Duhlakini wabongo ndioo tulivyo unatoka home hujala unategemea kwenda kushiba harusini kisa umechangia hahaaa
     
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    Mara yangu ya kwanza kula fenesi lininata mikono yote,yaani nililichukia balaa ndo nikaja ambiwa kwamba fenesi yake mafuta ya kupikia,duh!ushamba huu!
     
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