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Harry aharibu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by popiexo, Mar 5, 2011.

  1. popiexo

    popiexo JF-Expert Member

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    Mar 5, 2011
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    Harry alipochoka kufanya kazi zake akazima taa, akambusu mkewe,

    akalala na usingizi mzito ukampitia. Mara akamwona mwanamume amesimama

    kitandani.

    "Toka hapa! Nani wewe unakuja kitandani kwangu?"

    "Mimi ni mtakatifu Petro na hapa si kitandani kwako bali ni mbinguni"

    "Ina maana nimekufa? Mbona mimi bado kijana? Naomba unirudishe duniani."

    "Inawezekana, lakini siwezi kukurudisha kama mtu, labda nikurudishe kama mbwa au kuku"

    Harry akakumbuka mbwa anavyopata taabu ya kulinda, "Bora nirudi kama kuku"

    Mara akajikuta yuko kwenye banda, akiwa kuku jike na matakoni kunawakamoto.
    Akamwona jogoo pembeni, akamwambia shida yake.

    "Kaka ninasikia moto matakoni, inakuwaje?"

    "Kwani hujawahi kutaga weye?" Jogoo akamjibu kwa maringo.

    "Sijawahi"

    "Chuchumaa, kamua kwa nguvu yai litoke."

    Basi akakamua, yai la kwanza likatoka, akakamua tena yai la pili hilo !

    Akiwa anataka kukamua yai la tatu, akasikia sauti ya mke wake.

    "Harry, pumbavu wewe, unakunya kitandani!"

     
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