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Harley & the Vaseline ... Still makes me laugh*

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ndallo, Jul 20, 2012.

  1. Ndallo

    Ndallo JF-Expert Member

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    Still makes me laugh* Harley & the Vaseline ...



    *Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until
    one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

    The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
    It's shiny and in absolute mint condition.

    He immediately buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great
    condition for 10 years.

    'Well, it's quite simple really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is
    outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it
    from the rain.' (true story)

    And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

    That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
    Naturally,they take the bike there.

    But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to
    tell you something about my family before we go in.'

    'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says
    anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'

    'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.

    Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge
    stack of dirty dishes.

    In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in
    the corridor, everywhere he looks. Dirty dishes.

    They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.

    As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

    So he leans over and kisses Sandra.

    No one says a word.

    So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

    Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes
    off, throws her on the table and scr*** her, right there in front of her
    parents.

    His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her
    mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

    He looks at her mom.

    'She's got a great body,' he thinks.

    So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her
    panties, and scr*** her every which way but loose right there on the dinner
    table. *
    *
    After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.

    Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly
    beaming. But still.... Total silence.

    All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.

    Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

    Suddenly the father shouted. 'I'll do the dishes!!'*
     
  2. ze encyclopedia

    ze encyclopedia JF-Expert Member

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    aaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa........dingi alijua zamu yake sasa kuwa scr****

    u made ma day bright with a big laugh
     
  3. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha
     
  4. piper

    piper JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha, swaumu ipo tena?
     
  5. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    chezea to get screwed wewe!!?
     
  6. Prince Nadheem

    Prince Nadheem JF-Expert Member

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    chezea bolt wewe! all the nuts get screwd...
     
  7. Ston Merchant

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    hahahahaha.......... kare
     
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