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Happy birthday

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Dec 2, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa ilikuwa ni siku ya birthday yake, akashangaa mke wake na watoto wake hawamwambii happy birthday, akaenda kazini akashangaa hata wafanyakazi wake hawamwambii happy birthday, akaamua kuingia ofisini kwake, mara akashangaa sekretari akimwambia happy birthday huku akitabasamu, jaamaa akafurahi, sekretari akamwalika jamaa nyumbani kwake kwa lunch huku wakiongea maneno ya mapenzi, walipofika kwa sekretari walikumbatiana kidogo, mara sekretari akapunguza nguo zake na kumletea keki, Sekretari akamwambia jamaa naenda chumbani nivue baadhi ya nguo kabla hatujaanza kula keki, jamaa alipoona sekretari kaingia chumbani kupunguza nguo yeye akavua zake fasta fasra na kubaki uchi ili mambo yawe marahisi .... mara akashangaa sekretari na mke wake, watoto wanatoka chumbani wakisema supriseeeeeeeee, happybirthday halafu ye yupo uchi.
     
  2. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Najifanya nimechanganyikiwa ili kuua soo...
     
  3. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh ndo hvo mkuu
     
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    Shiwawa Member

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    eh mku hapo tafta mlango ukimbie
     
  5. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hapo siwezi hata rudi nyumbani
     
  6. Duduwasha

    Duduwasha JF-Expert Member

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    kwenye mlango ndipo kasimama binti yake
     
  7. Remote

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    umekopi na ku'paste ndani ya jukwaa hilihili, this kind of kchekesho klipostiwa ndani ya mwezi uliopta nalog in.
     
  8. Smartboy

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    hatari
     
  9. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaaah!! Hiyo ni aibu ya mwaka.
     
  10. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    ahahaaaa! Kwenye haya mambo ya mapenzi lazima uelewe kwa 100% mwenzako ana maanisha nini kabla ya kuonyesha reaction zozote.
     
  11. Bejajunior

    Bejajunior Senior Member

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    Oooooh hata ukikimbia hujasolve chochote bado maana hali itakuwa ya maswali mwaka mzima licha ya watoto utamwambia nini mkeo??????
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Danger lkn salama.
     
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    iphoneman Member

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    Hapo simpo sana, unasema we c mtoto na kumbuka mtoto alitoka uchi kutoka 2mboni kwa mama, kwahyo unawaambia nao SUPRISEEE....
     
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    hapo itakuwa sawa.
     
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    ungezaliwa BUTIAMA ungekuwa Nyerere.
    Una akili sana mkuu!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Wonderful
     
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    Ukiona hvyo ujue huna ndoa tena jamaa wamekufanyia zengwe la surprise ukajilipua mwenyewe kisa kuambiwa happy birthday haya mambo ya kuiga wadhungu shida tutaumbuka tu lazima.
     
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    ATUTA Member

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    hata kama kichekesho kimeshapita tunaupdates still kinachekesha nalog out
     
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    kirk New Member

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    Nilikuwa nnahuzun ila kwa hii nimecheka na moyo umepoa
     
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    Nimecheka mbele za watu mwenge kituo kwa hiki k2ko. Aroo we mkare
     
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