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Hapoooo Sasa!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Dena Amsi, Feb 4, 2011.

  1. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Duhh!! ni soo!!

    mke wa Frank anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi
    videmu. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za
    dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia. Anachoka na kazi. Mtu gani
    asiyependa starehe japo kidogo? Mke akamlazimisha outing, Frank
    akabisha lakini taxi ikafika. Gonga Club & Lodge.

    Walipofika mlangoni tu, mlinzi akaita, “Mambo Frank!” “Poa”
    “Nilidhani huwa huji club, inakuwaje mlinzi anakufahamu?” mke akauliza
    “Yule mgambo, mchana analinda ofisini kwetu, usiku anapiga part time
    hapa” akajibu Frank

    Wakachagua meza. Kukaa tu tayari mhudumu ameshaleta castle lager.
    Akamuuliza mama anakunywa nini. Mhudumu alipoondoka mama akauliza,
    “amejuaje unakunywa castle kama hakufahamu?”

    Wakati Frank anajikanyaga aanze vipi kujitetea, mhudumu wa vyumba
    akawa amefika na kuuliza.
    “Mkuu kama kawaida nimekuandalia namba tano, nendeni tu vinywaji
    nitawaletea huko huko”

    Kufikia hapo mama akawa hana simile tena, akanyanyuka akitukana kama
    chizi. Akatoka nje mbio na kuingia katika taxi iliyokuwepo pale.
    Wakati anapatana bei na dereva, Frank naye akaingia. Mama
    yakamporomoka matusi kibao na kilio juu. Alipovuta kamasi na kupiga
    kwikwi akamsikia dereve anasema.

    “Duh, eee bwana Frank huyu malaya uliyeokota leo balaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

    Mamaa akazimiaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  2. M

    MONTESQUIEU JF-Expert Member

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    Mboa akina Frank ndiyo walio jaa Tanzania!
     
  3. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kweli Beautiful Available but Unlovable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Mwita Maranya

    Mwita Maranya JF-Expert Member

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    mambo shem? kumbe uko huku, mbona hujarudi tena kuleeeeeeee!

    back to the topic, hapo "basketball court" ni Gonga lodge.

    Inaonekana frank alikuwa anajua kutumia muda na simu vizuri, vinginevyo my wife wake angestukia "inshu" mapema.

    Aise Frank anafaa kuwa role model!!!:laugh:
     
  5. Mawenzi

    Mawenzi JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuhh!! Dada Dena leo umetoa kali. Za siku lkn??
     
  6. Buswelu

    Buswelu JF-Expert Member

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    Mke wa jamaa amezikwa makaburi ya kinondoni...ijumaa iliyo pita.
     
  7. birungi

    birungi JF-Expert Member

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    ashhhhhhh
    yani ingekua mm ningevumilia nisizirai ili nifike nyumbani nimuonyeshe kuwa supu haitiwi nazi.
     
  8. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Shida yako unataka nikusemeshe tu haya hongera siku hizi umeweka avatar nzuri umeridhika??
     
  9. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Nilirudi hukuona shem??

    Hebu kasome between lines sawa halafu unipe majibu!!
     
  10. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Poa Dear upo? Ndo wanaume wetu hao umeona eehehhh?? Halafu MMU mbona sikuoni siku hizi kulikoni??
     
  11. Dena Amsi

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    Kumbe ulikuwepo umeonaaa eeehhh!! Mie nilihudhuria mazishi
     
  12. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Huwezi vumilia aisee hapo roho inauma jamani nyie acheni tu
     
  13. tzjamani

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    Dena sayitaa....

    Huyo mke naye kwa nini achague Gonga bar?
     
  14. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Sayuu Aidomaa??
    Ndo alipopapenda
     
  15. Mzee wa Rula

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    umenikuna leo na thread yako.
     
  16. Mohammed Shossi

    Mohammed Shossi Verified User

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    Safari njema lumbulyangu
     
  17. Thomas Odera

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    Hapo umenena, wanaume ndivyo tulivyo. ayi ne baaba laweese dirdoo, ate tihhoo amoriye
     
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