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Hapa ndo kuna usalama

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Polisi walikuwa wanamfukuzia mtuhumiwa wao,jamaa anayefukuzwa mara akakutana na msichana aliyevaa sketi ndefu,
    akamwomba huyo msichana ili ajifiche ndani ya sketi halafu msichana asimame.
    msichana kamhurumia jamaa na jamaa kafunikwa na sketi,ile polisi wanafika.
    polisi:we msichana umemwona jamaa mmoja kakatiza?
    Msichana:sijamwona mtu yoyote.
    polisi walipofika mbali msichana akaanza kumsihi jamaa.
    Msichana;we toka bhana polisi wameshaondoka
    jamaa:mi naogopa kutoka humu ndo kunausalama zaidi.
     
  2. Ralphryder

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    Kanogewa huyo!
     
  3. Myakubanga

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    mh,kazi ipo
     
  4. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    duh! Angejua huko ndio kuna hatari zaidi ya polisi!
     
  5. Tz-guy

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    Huyo jambazi atoke huko jamani, ataungua bure.
     
  6. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Kama ni mimi huyo mwizi ningemuuliza huyo msichana kama anapangisha nipange mazima
     
  7. chapaa

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    jambaz hajatulia
     
  8. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hafikirii amesaidiwa kuokoa roho yake
     
  9. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    tatizo sasa sijui kama atakuamini
     
  10. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    ila kuna usalama
     
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    mpigilie JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo jamaa atakua anaishi karibu na choo(amezoea harufu mbaya)
     
  12. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    huko ndo kubaya zaidi
     
  13. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    tena kubwa sana
     
  14. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hata mimi ningenogewa tu
     
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    hayaka JF-Expert Member

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    alitaka kurudi alikotoka.ili atemane na shida za duniani.
     
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    Fatuma kimimino Member

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    Swahba unamaanisha ndani ya ile sket kuna smell kama ya choon?Aaah jamaan
     
  17. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    sometimes kuna harufu ya pafyum mkuu
     
  18. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    fatuma mi ninavyojua kuna kuwa na harufu nzuri,labda asiwe msafi
     
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    Fatuma kimimino Member

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    Kweli kabisa..Kwa comment alotoa huyo mpigilie nashawishika kuamin kuwa sket anayoingia yy ndo ina smell like toilet.
     
  20. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    duh basi hatari sana
     
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