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Hakikisha ziwe zinatakata

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanamke mmoja alikuwa haridhiki jinsi nguo zake zilivyokuwa zinafuliwa zikipelekwa kwa mwenye mashine za kufulia.
    Siku moja akampa mtu ampelekee jamaa mwenye mashine afue nguo na kumpa karatasi ndogo iliyoandikwa
    ''ACHA KULIPUA KAZI,UNAPOFUA CH*PI UWE UNATUMIA SABUNI NYINGI MANA HAZITAKATI''
    Jamaa alipopata ujumbe kweli alijitahidi,kesho yake mwanamke akatuma tena nguo na messages nyingine.
    ''NILISHASEMA USILIPUE KAZI,TUMIA SABUNI NYINGI UNAPOFUA CH*PI ZANGU,''
    Jamaa alikasirika sana,alipomaliza kufua naye akaandika karatasi yenyewe message kisha akampa aliyekuja kuchukua nguo ili amfikishie huyo mwanamke.
    message ilikuwa inasema.''HAKIKISHA UWE UNASAFISHA SEHEMU ZAKO ZA SIRI MARA KWA MARA ILI CH*PI ZAKO ZITAKATE''
     
  2. Memo

    Memo JF-Expert Member

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    aseeeeee!!
    Duuuh!!!
     
  3. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Ayaa aaa!!
     
  4. Blaki Womani

    Blaki Womani JF-Expert Member

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  5. Mess

    Mess JF-Expert Member

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    Boa ulimwambia
     
  6. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    No comment!
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Gud ansa!
     
  8. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Imesimama mkubwa!
     
  9. Kombo

    Kombo JF-Expert Member

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    Kaaz kweli!
     
  10. B

    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    Haxa mkuu,nimecheka!
     
  11. Osaka

    Osaka JF-Expert Member

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    thread nyingine bana!
    Its a joke anyway.
     
  12. obsesd

    obsesd JF-Expert Member

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    khaaa hahaha
    umepunguza njaa yangu lol.
     
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