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Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by figganigga, Jan 14, 2012.

  1. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    Siku nyingi sungura alikuwa akimtafuta mwewe kwa kosa la kumuibia mwanae.
    sungura akala dili na kunguru. akamwambia, kunguru eeh..mimi najilaza hapa, nenda kamwambie mwewe sungura amekufa mje wote kunila ili nmkamate. kunguru akamleta mwewe. mwewe alipofika akasema "mbona nliambiwa na babu sungura akifa huwa ananyosha miguu?" sungura kusikia hivyo akanyosha miguu. mwewe alivyo ona sungura kanyosha miguu kastuka. "kumbe hajafa!". akaruka zake. hadithi yangu inaishia hapo.
    nlifundishwa na bibi. Mia
     
  2. ze encyclopedia

    ze encyclopedia JF-Expert Member

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    hadithi hii inatufundisha nini?
     
  3. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    tuwe makini na wabaya wetu. je wewe imekufundisha nini? Mia
     
  4. njiwa

    njiwa JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha mkuu nimecheka.. Dah shukran . Mia
     
  5. k

    kaeso JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha aah!! We ni mwalimu wa chekechea?? mia
     
  6. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    mi mwenyewe ndo nia yangu, nlitaka ucheke. Mia
     
  7. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    ndio. una mwanao wa kike?. Mia
     
  8. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu umenikumbusha mbali hizo hadithi tulikuwa tunapigiwa mpaka tunalala
     
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    kaeso JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmh!! Wa kike tena!! :A S embarassed:
     
  10. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu nani alikuwa anakusimulia? je hii hadithi mbali na kukukumbusha imekufundisha nini? Mia
     
  11. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu ni kwa nia njema. ladies first. mia
     
  12. dubu

    dubu JF-Expert Member

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    inabidi sungura atafute mtego mwingine wa kumkamata. ova
     
  13. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    ipo partII yake. subili wiki ijayo. Mia
     
  14. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh teh!!!
    naisubiri kwa hamu hiyo part2.
     
  15. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    sungura huwa anasifiwa kwa ujanja lkn hapo anaonekana alikuwa *****
     
  16. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hadithi njoo,uongo njoo,utamu kolea. Hii hadithi inatufundisha ya kuwa ukijiona wewe mjanja/mjinga/basha/shoga/kahaba/malaya/mbeya/mnafiki/tp/mchawi/mganga/mcheza mpira wa miguu/wa mikono/wa wavu/wa pete/mwanamuziki/mods/founder/mchekeshaji/muuzaji/mteja/mlanguzi/mwizi/jambazi/mfanyabiashara/fisadi n.k basi ujue ya kuwa"YUKO ZAIDI YAKO" sungura na ujanja wake wote lakini kazidiwa kete na mwewe. Nalog off
     
  17. SALOK

    SALOK JF-Expert Member

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    Ni hadithi mzuri, inafaa kulelea watoto. mia
     
  18. dubu

    dubu JF-Expert Member

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    umeona eeh!?.
     
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