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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by tobycow, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. tobycow

    tobycow Senior Member

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    siku moja juma alisafiri kwenda mkoa wa mara alipofika alichukua chumba cha wagen,kwa kuwa alikuwa mchezaji(player) hivyo ilikuwa ngumu kulala peke yake.basi akatafuta mtu wa kulala naye walipoanza kamchezo mazungumzo yakawa hivi. mwanamke:yani we unataka tufanye kabla ya kuniramba. juma:nikulambe nin we mwanamke una kichaa. mwanamke:mbona hao wa mjini huwa mnawaramba na mimi sikubali hadi uniramberambe kwanza
     
  2. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmh sii yu leta!!
     
  3. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa sioni utani ila ni maelezo tu.Tobycow! Utani(kichekesho)kiko wapi kwenye hii stori? Maneno aliyosema huyo mwanamke hayana nguvu ya kuchekesha. There is no punchline!
     
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    Kibirizi JF-Expert Member

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    Inabidi tuanzishe jukwaa la machukizo na kichefu chefu huu si utani.
     
  5. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    amrambe wapi sasa?
     
  6. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Sio ngumu kufahamu pa kurambwa. Si jamaa kaenda kumleta huyo mwanamke? Mwanamke hakuletwa ili adeki chumba! Hapana. Nisiendelee sana. Hii joke bwana haijakaa vizuri na ndio maana chapaa anauliza huyo mbneijing ataka kurambwa wa;pi. Pengine ni miguuni maana kachafuliwa na safari ya kuja kwa huyo jamaa.
     
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    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    mara nyingi 'V' a.k.a 'K' ndo hulambwa
     
  8. shizukan

    shizukan JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa kinachekesha nini hapo? Hii ihamishiwe kwenye jukwaa la miyeyusho na vilaza
     
  9. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Alaa Kumbe! Ili kuondoa uchafu au nini? Si bora kunawisha tu?
     
  10. Mvaa Tai

    Mvaa Tai JF-Expert Member

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    Ok!!!!
     
  11. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! Km hamjacheka someni hii! Chinese couple in Tz gave birth to black baby. Husband asked his wife, ' Chuu, why baby black?' She replied, 'we live in Tz, no electricity, me hot, u hot, sex hot, baby burnt' haya cheken wakuu
     
  12. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Inachekesha sana dear. Thank you!
     
  13. SILENT ACtOR

    SILENT ACtOR JF-Expert Member

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    H, signature yako nimeipenda
     
  14. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    mbona sijaelewa kitu hapa
     
  15. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Karibu
     
  16. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Asante.Ina maana nzito sana hasa hapa JF
     
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    Wambuzi JF-Expert Member

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    Upupu kaaabisa huu
     
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    Sijacheka.
    OTIS
     
  19. O

    Ong'waLugandu Member

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    it seems the woman wanted those deepKisses (kuliwa denda kwanza)before the seriousSession! ...and Juma makusudikali jumped that step....hahaha!
     
  20. tobycow

    tobycow Senior Member

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    ni kulambwa chini ya kitovu jamani au vuvuzela
     
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