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Ha ha haaaa...wahaya mpo!!!?????

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mani H, Jun 3, 2011.

  1. Mani H

    Mani H Senior Member

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    HA HA HAAA.. WAHAYA MPO!!!???? just a joke
    *Doctor Kimaro : What happened to your arm?
    > Mutagwaba : I broke it.

    > Doctor Kimaro : Where and How did that happen?

    > Mutagwaba : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon. I was on my balcony sip... ..
    > Doctor Kimaro : Is that where you broke your arm, the balcony?
    > Mutagwaba: No no ... I was sipping that my scotch
    > whisky slowly... you know my son recently came from UK and he brought me some blue label. Anyway.... as I continued sipping, my butler
    > James came up with the balcony and informed me that there was this call on my
    > second mobile. I reminded him to always bring the cellular up instead of
    > calling me. As I hurried down the marble staircase... …

    > Doctor Kimaro: I guess that is when you... ..

    > Mutagwaba : No, as I was going down I noticed the
    > garage door was open.
    > I stopped to check and indeed the Prado was missing.. I knew Mama
    > Koku, my beautiful wife had taken it. Koku is our second daughter, now she is in Boston USA and is named after my late grand mother,
    > who passed away in 1972 after a short illness. I have always
    > warned mama Koku never to use the 4 by 4 on weekends,
    > because of the recent spate of car-jackings. I always
    > advise her to either use the 230E or the 325i which are not very attractive for thugs. That reminds me, I will have to tell my secretary to
    > call "car-track" first thing on Monday - Jowa! I need to update my
    > mobility inventory with them. So as I was saying..... ..

    > Doctor Kimaro: (With some laughter) Yes Mr Kateborana car
    > theft incidences are rising and it is becoming a dangerous place.
    > But how did you break your arm?

    > Mutagwaba: Yes I was coming to that. On my way to pick the cell tel I
    > heard a hissing sound. I stopped to check where it was coming from. Ahh, it was from the bathroom. Mama Koku for some reason, had left the Jacuzzi on. Luckily the temp and speed were at the minimum. I usually recommend such speed and temp sothat we do not overload the UPS….support system. *
    *Doctor Kimaro: Mr Mutagw.....
    >
    > Mutagwaba : Just wait... So I when I picked up the phone, I said Hello,
    > Hello... Hello, but nothing. I became upset because I think
    > the caller had disconnected, I can’t understand why he
    > didn't leave a message after the beep. All my un-answered calls including the car mobiles are automatically redirected to a central CAMS
    > system. Doc, a CAMS is a "Central Answering Machine System". Anyway, on my way back I did not notice the protruding wire from the satellite dish. I had on many occasions told MultiChoice to send in a qualified techni...
    >
    > Doctor Kimaro: ...is that where you tripped?
    >
    > Mutagwaba : Yes, and....
    >
    > Doctor Kimaro : Thank you. Such an expensive trip will cost
    > you only 850.
    >
    > Mutagwaba : (hands over the money excitedly...)
    >
    > Doctor Kimaro : Not Tanzania shillings, Dollars!
    >
    > Mutagwaba : Aii.....then I shall write you a cheque
    > drawn from my overseas account with Fast Boston Bank of
    > Massachussets....you can not go wrong
     
  2. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    kanyigo noma
     
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    Wapooooooo!
     
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    Nshomile mpaka no class
     
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    smart tribe
     
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    Dr.Chichi JF-Expert Member

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    He he he
     
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    pointers JF-Expert Member

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    mi sipo hapo watakuja rusha ngumi bureeee
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    In fact ndo zao.
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Yes hao ndio mshomire
     
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    Nshomile mpaka bulaya na form six nkagobhayo!!!!!
     
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    ohoho,.they are self-styled braggarts..!!!
     
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    Son of Alaska JF-Expert Member

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    mind your wretched of the earth,born loser, bum lingua
     
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    Umewapatia sana,
     
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    Safety last JF-Expert Member

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    NASIKIA KAGERA NDO MKOA UNAONGOZA KWA UMASIKINI TANZANIA ? tupo nao huku njaa kali tuu
     
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    do not set your fingers, harms or mouth in motion b4 a check up 4ur brain!!
     
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    Wewe umewahi kufika mkoa wa Kagera? Kwani wahaya wanaishi kwenye nyumba za matembe? umewahi kusikia wamekufa njaa au kutokea baa la kipindupindu. Wahaya hawana utamaduni kuishi mjini wanajali vijijini kwao kwanza nenda huko ushuhudie mwenyewe. Hapa jamaa kaleta mambo ya utani kati ya Mchaga na Mhaya, lakini kuna watu humu wako hell bent kupoteza mada na ku-chip in skewed inuendos just to get even na Wahaya, hawabadiliki chochote hata kama wanajua jina lako utasikia wanasema "Unasema yule Mhaya au Mchaga" wanaona rahisi kutaja kabila kuliko jina, kwa makabila mengine wanataja majina kama kawaida!
     
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    mwl JF-Expert Member

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    no no no its INFWACT
     
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    Bulesi JF-Expert Member

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    Katonda akuweki?
     
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    huu mkoa haujawai kua wa mwisho katika historia ya tanganyanyika,umeme upo hadi vijijini migombani.tofauti na maeneo mengine tz.
     
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    You call me stupid mbele ya my wife!
    Nawasalute kina bijampola, katanyukwile na kalibatano.
     
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