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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by vivian, Sep 20, 2011.

  1. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    A doctor has some urgent matter coming up.
    He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him

    “Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon,
    we don’t want to close the clinic,
    can you take care of our patients ?”


    “Yes, sir……” answers Kapal.

    The doctor returns the next day and asks:
    “So Kapal, how did it go ?”


    Kapal tells him he took care of 3 patients.
    “The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADO.”


    “Nice one Kapal, and the second one?” asks the doctor.


    “The second one had fever and I gave him PANADO, sir” says Kapal

    ” Bravo Kapal, and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.


    “Sir, it was almost 5 pm. I was about to close.
    Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like flame,
    she undressed herself, and lied down on the table and shouted :

    “HELP ME !!!? I have not seen any man for 5 years !!! ”

    ” . . . . .? and what did you do, Kapal?” the doctor gets very curious.

    ” Not Panado, but an injection I believe.”

    No sir……” answers Kapal.

    ” I can’t do that, it won’t solve the problem.
    I give her exactly what she needs !

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    Remember?????????
    I have not seen any man for 5 years !!! ”
    Dirty Mind …. must be thinking of something else right …..
     
  2. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    aah wapi...napinga majibu haya...
     
  3. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
    The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
    Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
     
  4. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    hii inanikumbusa wale wanafunzi walipata desa la mtihani wakalisolve usku kucha kuja kwenye mtihani na kukuta ni mwingine wakaanza kupiga kelele "mtihani sio huu" kumbe desa lilikuwa la uongo!! wapo wanasaidia polisi...
     
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    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    haya ndo madhara ya kuangalia movie za kimarekani na watoto.....
     
  6. Terrire

    Terrire Member

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    Nina mashaka na jibu hili......................................
     
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    fazalazakata Member

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    she ''undressed herself'' n ddnt c a man 4 a long tym she shud hav said a person u cant blame us 4 tinkin as u knw imoral
     
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    mjasiria JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo huyo mama alivua nguo ili atiliwe dawa kwenye macho dah.
     
  9. Ntumami

    Ntumami Senior Member

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    na alikionaje kitanda cha kulalia?
     
  10. Mkale

    Mkale JF-Expert Member

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    Kapal, ni noma.
     
  11. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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