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ha ha ha uwiiiiiii!!...Uswazi nomaaa!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bright Smart, Nov 3, 2011.

  1. Bright Smart

    Bright Smart JF-Expert Member

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    Teacher: - What's wrong?
    Johnny: - Our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same
    bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slapped my face & gives me a Black eye"
    Teacher:- Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.
    The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.
    Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?
    Johnny:- Dad asked me again, Johnny are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead
    still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was
    breathing erratically, kicking her legs up desperately & squealing like a
    hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, R u coming? Mum said, Yes I'm
    coming, r u coming too? Dad answered:- Yes.
    They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said “wait for me, I'm also coming!”
     
  2. Mr Rocky

    Mr Rocky JF-Expert Member

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    alstahili kupata kipigo
    poor little Jonny
     
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    Sngs Senior Member

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    Jonny kimeo!
     
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    Grey87 Member

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    Mara dog apayuke...i can do the same daddy,wtt ckuhz nomaa!
     
  5. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    watoto wa mbwa hawawezi kuwa wa nyoka
     
  6. UmkhontoweSizwe

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    Jonny hana kosa, wazazi ndo wanapswa kutafuta nyumba inayolingana na mahitaji, la sivyo jonny ataendelea kuwaambia tu wamsubiri na yeye anacum.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh......
     
  8. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hutu tujamaa na ujanja wake wote leo tumepatikana, hahahaa!
     
  9. Shine

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    Mwalim hakumtendea john haki
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Ingawa imerudiwa, haiboi kabisaa.. So funnnyyyy...
     
  11. Big One

    Big One JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe tehe
     
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    hiyo ndo maisha bora kwa kila mtanzania
     
  13. Amoeba

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    hizi jokes zngne bana, disgusting!
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    mambo ya chumba kimoja hayo. Afu dogo unakuta ana miaka 8.
    Shida hazina adabu.
     
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    ooopppppsssssssss! am back from church
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    pole mkuu.
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    recycled
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh
     
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