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Guys, What would be your reaction if it were you?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by HorsePower, Dec 21, 2011.

  1. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    A driver was taking his boss to the airport, the boss noticed he’d forgotten an important document at home & went back at home.
    His wife was bathing with soap on her face: the husband tip-toed & touched her boobs, the wife responded,

    “Mike, have u dropped my stupid husband so soon? Relax, don't rush, we have the whole weekend 2 spend together”.

    She noticed the person was quiet, she washed her face only to see her husband!!!!--


    Guys,What would be your reaction if it were you??

    HorseNguvu
     
  2. The Boss

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    hapo ni kumuongeza mshahara huyo dereva...
    kumbe anafanya kazi mbili ??
     
  3. Eiyer

    Eiyer JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuuuuuh!Ebana siku inaharibika kabisaaaaaaa!
     
  4. AshaDii

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    Mchuna ngozi haitwi mchuna ngozi mpaka akamatwe na ngozi...
    There could be so many explanations not neccessarily kua walalana... lol..:eyebrows:
     
  5. m

    mzabzab JF-Expert Member

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    hapo natafuta lawyer wangu mapema na kujianda kuhesabu hasara
     
  6. Kbd

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    :embarassed2::smash:
     
  7. Amavubi

    Amavubi JF-Expert Member

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    As a general rule.....mpende jirani yako kama nafsi yako..........
     
  8. Roulette

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    Kwa kweli atakua ni mtaalam akijitetea hapo na kieleweke...
     
  9. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    U will be surprised! Mwingine anakutwa na ngozi, manyoya na mifupa na anachomoa kesi vile vile!
     
  10. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Myth and legend King... Myth and legend! hahahaha
     
  11. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Hamna cha maelezo wala nini! Inakuaje unataja jina lake unapo shikwa chuchu? tokaaaaaa lol
     
  12. Erickb52

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    Dah hapo lazma mtu azimike, namfukuza wife ila dreva simwambii, ataambiwa na wife tu coz ye hana kosa
     
  13. Heart

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    Hapo kimenuka liveeeee....kwanza kamuita 'stupid husband'....kama haitoshi akatoa maneno ya kumtuliza huyo mike eti 'relax,we have the whole weekend to spend together'..halafu hawalalani...acheni masihara mjue...:hatari::hatari:
     
  14. Kapax

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    Ningemwambia dereva aje to andesha na gar la ndan.
     
  15. Biera

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    Ningemwomba Ashadii ushauri..
     
  16. Mwali

    Mwali JF-Expert Member

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    Halafu Biera nilikua nakutafuta sana, una pending case ile thread ya AshaDii...
     
  17. Biera

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    aha aha,kuhusu yale mambo yale?
     
  18. BlackBerry

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    duuuuuuuu
     
  19. Dark City

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    Ningekuwa mie na kwa ujinga wangu,

    Ningeishia na kwenda zangu bila kusema lolote ili nisiwaharibie week end yao!!

    Babu DC!!
     
  20. Kongosho

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    namwita dereva, namwambia amshike mke wangu nione huwa inakuwaje.

    Nikiona anashika kwa utaalam sana nawaacha wawowane maana mie ntakuwa namuuzia wife chai, si narudi nimechoka safarini
     
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