Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Guys here is the best divorce letter

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by IrDA, Nov 11, 2011.

  1. IrDA

    IrDA JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Nov 11, 2011
    Joined: Aug 26, 2010
    Messages: 503
    Likes Received: 43
    Trophy Points: 45
    Dear hubby,I'm writing this letter to tell u that I'm leavin u.. I've been a good wife to u for 7yrs n I have nothing to show for it. The last 2 weeks have been hell. Ur boss called to tell me you've quit ur job 2day & that was the last straw. Last week,u came home n didn't even notice I had a new haircut, cooked ur favorite meal n even wore a new silk dress. U ate in 2 mins, n went straight away to sleep aft watching all of ur games. U don't tell me u love me anymore; u don't want anything that connects us as husband n wife. Either u r cheating on me or u don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Don't try to find me. Ur BROTHER n I r moving away to Paris together! Have a great life!


    Dear Ex-Wife,nothing has made my day more than receiving ur letter. It's true u n I have been married for 7yrs, although a good wife is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my games so much cause they drown out ur constant nagging. I Did notice when u got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came 2 my mind was 'U just lukd like a boy!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if u can't say something nice, I didn't comment. N when u cooked my favorite meal, u must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork yrs ago. Abt that new silk dress: I turned away from u because the $49 price tag was still on them, n I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved u n felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job n bought us 2 tkts to Jamaica. But when I got home u were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I hope u have the fulfilling life u always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter u wrote ensures u won't get a dime from me.So take care.


    Signed,
    Ur Ex-Husband,
    Rich As Hell & Free!


    P.S.: I don't know, if I ever told u this, but my brother Carl was born as Carla(woman) hence he is just a SHE MALE(GAY)...


    I hope that's not a problem!!!
     
  2. K

    Kijana mstarabu Member

    #2
    Nov 11, 2011
    Joined: Nov 11, 2011
    Messages: 5
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    Nyehe! Nyehe! Mi nimepita kushoto na ung'eng'e umepita kulia. I got nothing
     
  3. W

    Wink Member

    #3
    Nov 11, 2011
    Joined: Nov 11, 2011
    Messages: 6
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    ha ha ha, ningekuwa ni mimi ningerudi kuomba msamaha.
     
  4. BIG X

    BIG X JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Nov 11, 2011
    Joined: Nov 4, 2011
    Messages: 777
    Likes Received: 4
    Trophy Points: 0
    Loh!!!!!!
     
  5. IrDA

    IrDA JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Nov 11, 2011
    Joined: Aug 26, 2010
    Messages: 503
    Likes Received: 43
    Trophy Points: 45
    Ntafanya mpango wa kukutafsiria mkuu
     
  6. Jestina

    Jestina JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Nov 11, 2011
    Joined: Jan 6, 2011
    Messages: 4,768
    Likes Received: 48
    Trophy Points: 145
    hivi mashemale ni magay?
     
  7. KOKUTONA

    KOKUTONA JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Nov 11, 2011
    Joined: Jan 29, 2011
    Messages: 8,111
    Likes Received: 198
    Trophy Points: 160
     
  8. KOKUTONA

    KOKUTONA JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Nov 11, 2011
    Joined: Jan 29, 2011
    Messages: 8,111
    Likes Received: 198
    Trophy Points: 160
     
  9. n

    ngindo Member

    #9
    Nov 12, 2011
    Joined: Oct 8, 2011
    Messages: 20
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    Real nice ha ha
     
  10. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

    #10
    Nov 12, 2011
    Joined: Dec 29, 2010
    Messages: 1,664
    Likes Received: 3
    Trophy Points: 135
    Ee kweli kazi ipo tena sana 2,
     
  11. 2k Genius

    2k Genius Member

    #11
    Nov 12, 2011
    Joined: Feb 27, 2011
    Messages: 89
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 13
    Bt jaman kwa upeo wangu gay na shemale ni wa2 tofauti au?gay ni shoga na shemale ni dume jike
     
  12. bhageshi

    bhageshi JF-Expert Member

    #12
    Nov 12, 2011
    Joined: Jul 24, 2010
    Messages: 264
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 33
    Shemale is a gay coz did not posses female sex organ that enable to conceive and bear kids
     
  13. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

    #13
    Nov 12, 2011
    Joined: Aug 12, 2011
    Messages: 2,710
    Likes Received: 44
    Trophy Points: 145
    Nice joke...
     
  14. nyabhingi

    nyabhingi JF-Expert Member

    #14
    Nov 12, 2011
    Joined: Oct 12, 2010
    Messages: 8,901
    Likes Received: 1,344
    Trophy Points: 280
    doesnt sound like a joke to me,it's a lesson
     
  15. wa kutambua

    wa kutambua Member

    #15
    Nov 13, 2011
    Joined: Nov 12, 2011
    Messages: 31
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    safi sanaa
     
  16. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

    #16
    Nov 13, 2011
    Joined: Jan 28, 2011
    Messages: 10,393
    Likes Received: 573
    Trophy Points: 280
    loser of the millenium!
     
  17. cabhatica

    cabhatica JF-Expert Member

    #17
    Nov 13, 2011
    Joined: Sep 30, 2010
    Messages: 1,062
    Likes Received: 13
    Trophy Points: 135
    To me also! Its more of a lesson than a joke! lol
     
  18. m

    mang'ang'a JF-Expert Member

    #18
    Nov 13, 2011
    Joined: Oct 18, 2010
    Messages: 427
    Likes Received: 55
    Trophy Points: 45
    highliht yote kisha nenda kwenye google translate utaweza kuigeuza kiswahili ni rahisi tu
     
Loading...