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Guess My Age....!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanga Tc, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
    Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?""About 35," was the reply.
    "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
    After that, he goes into McDonald for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
    The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29"."I am actually 47."Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
    Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
    Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonald's."
    .....Its my Birthday guys and this joke is dedicated to you JF members l!!
     
  2. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Thank you Mtanga.....
    Happy birthday to u....
     
  3. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    happy birthday wiSH YOU ALL and live long mkuu!!
     
  4. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Happy bethidei Mtanga !!!
    ...Itabidi utafute mbibi wa kitaani kwenu a-estimate ur age.
    (just a joke broda!).
     
  5. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    nis joke, happy birth day.
    Japo hujataka tuagulie umri wako, lkn si km alivofanya the old lady
     
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    wikolo JF-Expert Member

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    Inafurahisha sana. Happy Birthday!
     
  7. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    happy brthday...go find the old lady !!!!
     
  8. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    Ndugu yangu....to the best of my understanding....hapa ajuza huyo atachemsha tuu!:thinking:
     
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    Kamuzu JF-Expert Member

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    Bibi alikuwa na hamu ya pipe, kaaaazi kwelikweli
     
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