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Guardian Angel

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by GIUSEPE, Oct 1, 2011.

  1. GIUSEPE

    GIUSEPE Senior Member

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    A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice.
    "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick
    will fall down on your head and kill you."

    The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of
    him. The man was astonished.

    He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the
    road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still!
    If you take one more step a car will run over you and
    you will die."

    The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came
    careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where
    are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

    "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

    "Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you
    when I got married?"
     
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    hayaka JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo sio gurdian angel buli ni jini tena ndo mkewe anamlinda asife kabla hajamsulubisha.
     
  3. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    "Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you
    when I got married?"

    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
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