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Great Rules That Will Help You Remain Poor All Your Life!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masanilo, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get
    too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to
    get up.

    Never plan how to spend your money: Whenever you get money, start
    spending it right away and when it is finished, try to count and recall
    how you spent it.

    3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money: How can you save when there are
    huge demands? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.

    Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated": How
    can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade or home- based production?
    That is for people who never went to school.

    5. Don't
    think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives
    you capital: How do they expect you to invest before you get millions
    of shillings? Even though more than half the businesses in your town
    were started with a few hundred shillings, you as a smart person can
    only start with millions.

    6. Complain
    about everything except your own attitude: Blame the system, the
    government and the banks that refuse to lend you money.They are all bad
    and do not want you to get rich.

    7. Spend more than you earn: To achieve this, buy consumer products in credit and keep borrowing from friends and employer.

    Compete in dressing: Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all
    the workers in your office. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone,
    get one that is more expensive.

    9. Get yourself a nice second- hand car that costs more than three times your annual gross pay: That will surely keep you
    in debt long enough to hinder the implementation of any good plans that could make you accumulate capital.

    Give your children everything they ask for since you are such a loving
    parent: They should not struggle for anything because you do not want
    them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough
    to ensure they cannot help you in your old age.

    you diligently implement these 10 great rules, you will not fail to
    invite poverty in great measures to your homestead. That way, all
    important leaders, from East or West, will spend a lot of hours
    thinking about you, planning how to uplift your daily expenses above
    one dollar. Isn't it nice to be the subject of concern of all those
    leaders and scholars?
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Du!! Hii kali. Kila siku nitaamka alfajiri.
  3. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Ebwana umesahau kitu kimoja kuuza ile TV pamoja na zile sofa kusudi makalio yaote sugu.
  4. DMussa

    DMussa JF-Expert Member

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    hapa hunipati mkuu....
    nitahakikisha kila siku nadamka 11asbh, afu kwenye masuala ya mshiko nitakuwa mchungu vibaya!!
    thanx for the warning
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    Mahesabu JF-Expert Member

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