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Good girls vs Bad girls

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mohammed Shossi, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Mohammed Shossi

    Mohammed Shossi Verified User

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    Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

    Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.

    Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

    Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better.

    Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

    Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

    Good girls say, "Don't, Stop, " Bad girls say, "Don't Stop, "
     
  2. Mohammed Shossi

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    Man vs Woman

    A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
    A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

    A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

    Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does
     
  3. Mohammed Shossi

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  4. Rose1980

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    :clap2::clap2:
     
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    Thanks for those usefull posts.
     
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    you are wrong there about good girls and bad girls......the real difference is:

    bad girls do everything you said in public......good girls do everything bad girls do but in private.
     
  7. Mohammed Shossi

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    Action is louder than words so ur quote is vise versa to me.
     
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    :clap2: :clap2: ukweli mtupu.
     
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    Daaah hii JF mpya kasheshe
     
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    Kwanini FL1?
     
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    MFILIPINO Senior Member

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    mi mwenyewe nilijua nimeingia choo cha kike kumbe ni hapahapa JF, well done JF designer
     
  12. Mohammed Shossi

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    Itatuchukua muda kuizoea inachanganya kiaina...........
     
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    Good to know......:coffee:
     
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    Bure bure? lipia!
     
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    Wataka ulipwe nini mtanga mwenzangu,njoo unywe supu ya pweza????
     
  16. Mohammed Shossi

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    Hiyo supu ni malipo tosha
     
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    mi tatizo ngeli,hilo ni shairi au ngonjera
     
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    Tenzi...........................
     
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    Tenzi...........................
     
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