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GOli 5 - 0

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by pilau, Sep 13, 2012.

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    pilau JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya kipigo cha bao 5 - 0 Jamaa ambaye ni mpenzi wa Yanga wakati anaita watu kuja kusali msikitini (adhana) alfajiri, wakati akiwa busy, mpenzi wa Simba akapita na kumpa ishara ya 5, jamaa kwa hasira akawa anaendelea kuadhini kwa nguvu na sauti kubwa huku akimuonyesha mshabiki wa Simba ishara kusugua mkono
     
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    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    alielewa anisaidie ili nicheke...
     
  3. Elijah

    Elijah JF-Expert Member

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    Ujinga
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Msaada please...........!
     
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    bangi hizo
     
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    pilau JF-Expert Member

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    Ina maana kwamba wa Yanga alikuwa anaendelea kutoa adhana huku akionyesha ishara ya kumwambia mpenzi wa simba kwamba anakaz.........kwa kusugua mkono usawa wa tumbo hebu kunja ngumi halafu sugua mbele ya tumbo lako kulia
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    basi nina kichwa kigumu mpaka hapa sijaelewa!!!!!!!!
     
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    pilau JF-Expert Member

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    .................kifupi anaonyesha ishara ya matusi kutumia mkonowa kulia, hebu fanya hivi ukiwa umesimama au umekaa halafu kunja ngumi ya mkono wa kulia au kushoto, kisha fanya kama unasugua mbele ya tumbo lako ukiwa hujaligusa tumbo lako........
     
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    Ntaramuka Senior Member

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    Sijacheka!
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Haichekeshi....
     
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    Hahahahaaaaaaa!
    mi sijaelewa kitu...
     
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    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu kwa kifupi haichekeshi hata kidogo,ila hyo sign ya kukaz..wa huwa hausugui tumbo bwana ila ni unakunja ngumi alafu unafanya kama unapunch teke ya mawashgeli.
     
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    La Voz Member

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    Ngoja nami nionekane walau nimecomment, lol
     
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    mosagane Senior Member

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    haichekeshi hata kidogo
     
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    che wa Tz JF-Expert Member

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    mimi nilijua kamuonyesha middle finger
     
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    stineriga JF-Expert Member

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    YANGA a.k.a mademu zetu...
     
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    Salathiel m. JF-Expert Member

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    labda tungekuepo kwene tukio tungecheka
     
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