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God’s Solution to Adam’s Problem (Joke)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mentor, Jul 20, 2011.

  1. Mentor

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    Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?”
    Adam said, “I don’t have anyone to talk to.”
    God said, “I will give you a companion and it will be a woman.” He said, “This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make, she will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
    “She will not nag,” God continued, “and will always be the first to admit she was wrong. When you’ve had a disagreement, she will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever needed.”
    Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”
    God said, “An arm and a leg!”
    Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”
    And the rest if history…