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GOD IS WAtCHiNg U!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mojoki, Oct 6, 2012.

  1. mojoki

    mojoki JF-Expert Member

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    Oct 6, 2012
    Joined: Oct 21, 2010
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    U SEE SOMEONE'S PICTURE ON FACEBOOK N U SAVE IT
    ON YA PHONE, YA FRIEND ASKS "WHO IS THIS
    BEAUTIFUL GAL" N U SAY "MA WOMAN DAT O. GOD IS
    WATCHING U
    HE BOUGHT U BB PORCHE N PAID 4 UR BRAZILIAN
    HAIR. IT TYM 4 HIM TO DATE U, U DEN SAY ''DON'T U
    THINK WE RE MOVING TOO FAST? GOD IS WATCHING
    U
    U STAY IN THE HOUSE DOING DONK
    EY JOB YET U UPDATE ON FACEBOOK - THIS LECTURER
    IS SO BORING. I HATE HIS COURSE. GOD IS WATCHING
    YOU
    UR MUM SELLZ PALM OIL N UR DAD SELLS COOKING
    GAS N U TURN AROUND N SAY UR PARENTS ARE IN2
    OIL AND GAS! GOD IS WATCHING U!
    HOW COME SOME GUYS SPEND GHC1000 ON THEIR
    GIRLFRENDS IN CLUBS ONLY TO GO TO CHURCH N
    DROP GHC1 INSIDE THE OFFERING BOWL? GOD IS
    WATCHING YOU
    U R TRAVELLING TO NAIJA BY AIR, TOOK PIX AT THE
    AIRPORT CHECK-IN N UPLOADED ON FACEBOOK ''VISIT
    TO LONDON'' GOD IS WATCHING U
    .U KNOW D GUY IS LOOKING 4 HOW 2 ASK U OUT N U
    START CALLING HIM UNCLE, BROS ETC! GOD IS
    WATCHING U!
    UR BF IS TRAVELLING 2 ACCRA BY METRO MASS BUS N
    U TWEET ''SAFE FLIGHT BOO'' GOD IS WATCHING U!
    UR PARENTS FASTED FOR 10YRS B4 HAVING U AND
    NAMED U 'NYAMEKYE'. NOW U CHANGED UR NAME 2
    TRICIA! GOD IS WATCHING U!
    U R 20YRS DATING A 60YR OLD MAN N U SAY I LOVE
    MY BABY! THUNDER FIRE YOUR MOUTH COS DAT MAN
    FIT BE UR GRAND-DAD. WAT Da HELL!!!

    HE BOUGHT U BB PORCHE N PAID 4 UR BRAZILIAN
    HAIR. IT TYM 4 HIM TO DATE U, U DEN SAY ''DON'T U
    THINK WE RE MOVING TOO FAST? GOD IS WATCHING
    U

    U STAY IN THE HOUSE DOING DONK
    EY JOB YET U UPDATE ON FACEBOOK - THIS LECTURER
    IS SO BORING. I HATE HIS COURSE. GOD IS WATCHING
    YOU

    UR MUM SELLZ PALM OIL N UR DAD SELLS COOKING
    GAS N U TURN AROUND N SAY UR PARENTS ARE IN2
    OIL AND GAS! GOD IS WATCHING U!

    HOW COME SOME GUYS SPEND GHC1000 ON THEIR
    GIRLFRENDS IN CLUBS ONLY TO GO TO CHURCH N
    DROP GHC1 INSIDE THE OFFERING BOWL? GOD IS
    WATCHING YOU

    U R TRAVELLING TO NAIJA BY AIR, TOOK PIX AT THE
    AIRPORT CHECK-IN N UPLOADED ON FACEBOOK ''VISIT
    TO LONDON'' GOD IS WATCHING U

    U KNOW D GUY IS LOOKING 4 HOW 2 ASK U OUT N U
    START CALLING HIM UNCLE, BROS ETC! GOD IS
    WATCHING U!

    UR BF IS TRAVELLING 2 ACCRA BY METRO MASS BUS N
    U TWEET ''SAFE FLIGHT BOO'' GOD IS WATCHING U!
    UR PARENTS FASTED FOR 10YRS B4 HAVING U AND
    NAMED U 'NYAMEKYE'. NOW U CHANGED UR NAME 2
    TRICIA! GOD IS WATCHING U!

    U R 20YRS DATING A 60YR OLD MAN N U SAY I LOVE
    MY BABY! THUNDER FIRE YOUR MOUTH COS DAT MAN
    FIT BE UR GRAND-DAD. WAT Da HELL!!!
     
  2. R

    Rtd Member

    #2
    Oct 6, 2012
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    I lyk first lyn,true pipo see gud picture of b'tful gal,when xum one ask who thz gal they say it's mine..
     
  3. AKILImuchknow

    AKILImuchknow JF-Expert Member

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    Oct 6, 2012
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    NaoMbA mDau mMoja aniSaidiE tAfsiRi.Mm sijAuEleWa uZi huU kaBisA.
     
  4. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Oct 6, 2012
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    Umefanya nini tena Kinyesi Cha Ng'ombe hadi umekuwa banned tena?
     
  5. AKILImuchknow

    AKILImuchknow JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu nilipokua kule chit chat nilitoa maneno makali sana nahisi mod hayakumfurahisha ila mi nahisi kanionea.
     
  6. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Oct 6, 2012
    Joined: Dec 8, 2011
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    ... Naunga mkono hoja... Kiinglish cha ndanindani sana hichi... Afu kimekaa ki fb !!! Nimeishia mistali miwili ya juu nikajikuta naanza kusinzia.
     
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