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God created all!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kilimasera, Mar 1, 2010.

  1. kilimasera

    kilimasera JF-Expert Member

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    God created the donkey


    and said to him.
    "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
    carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
    you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
    The donkey answered:
    "I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20 years"
    God granted his wish.
    ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...


    God created the dog


    and said to him:
    "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
    You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
    you will live 30years.
    You will be a dog. "
    The dog answered:
    "Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only 15 years.
    " God granted his wish.>
    ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......

    God created the monkey


    and said to him:
    "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
    You will be amusing and you will live
    20 years. "
    The monkey
    answered:
    "To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10years."
    God granted his wish.
    ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...

    Finally God created man...

    and said to him:
    "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
    You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
    You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."

    Man responded:
    "Sir, I will be a man but to live only
    20 years is very little,
    give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
    the 15years that the dog did not want and
    the 10years the monkey refused.
    " God granted man's wish
    ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......

    And since then, man lives
    20years as a man ,

    marries and spends
    30 years like a donkey,
    working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

    Then when his children are grown,
    he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
    and eating whatever is given to him,

    so that when he is old,
    he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
    going from house to house and from one son or
    daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

    That's Life.
     
  2. Emanuel Makofia

    Emanuel Makofia JF-Expert Member

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    Waaaaaaaoooo..........goooooooosh!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Bazazi

    Bazazi JF-Expert Member

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    JF is the house of GREAT THINKERS and only great thinkers. Ulikuwa ukiwaza nini wanakwetu? Nimeipenda na naibeba
     
  4. K

    Kabengwe JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ni kali...
     
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