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Give the money !

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Aug 31, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
    "Give me your money!" he demanded.
    Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a United States Congressman!"
    "In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"
     
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    nahisi mbunge alishtukia kuwa jamaa ana bunduki toi
     
  3. senator

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    All in all wotever of the status he has..Kibaka anataka pesa tu!!
     
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    In a polite language a robber is called a Wealth Distribution Officer
     
  5. pmwasyoke

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    Redistribution would be more like it.
     
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    Kweli mwana nilisahau Re-....tanx
     
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