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Girls will be girls!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mohammed Shossi, Jan 30, 2011.

  1. Mohammed Shossi

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    Girls will be girls! A young gal is givin directions 2 her new boyfrnd 2 get 2 her apartment. She says: ''u cum 2 d front door of d apartment complex where I liv & look 4 apartment 14A, & wid ur elbow push button 14A. Cum inside & u'll find d elevator on d right. Wid ur elbow hit 14. Wen u gt out of d elevator u'll find my apartment on d lft. Wid ur elbow, hit my doorbell & I'll open d door 4 u'' d boyfrnd says: ''Dear, dat sounds vry easy 2 find, bt why m I hitting all dese buttons wid my elbow?'' G:"Oh my God!! u r nt comin empty-handed, r u?' !!!;) ;) ;)
     
  2. Michelle

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    Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa, material gals,no free service for God sake.....grow up boy!!
     
  3. Mohammed Shossi

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    Inamaana akija na mizawadi kinaeleweka siku hiyo hiyo?
     
  4. Michelle

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    Ndio wa kwetu Tanga,kitaeleweka lisaa hilo hilo........:msela:
     
  5. afrodenzi

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    mmmhhhhh
    kwanini asiweke huo mzigo chini wakati wa kufungua ???
    :coffee:
     
  6. Lizzy

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    Atahangaika kuinama kila saa!
     
  7. Babu Lao

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    Of course will always be girls!!!
     
  8. Mohammed Shossi

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    Kwani kuinama ni kuhangaika ? Lol
     
  9. Mohammed Shossi

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    Tafadhali nielekeze unapoishi nije nikutembelee :)
     
  10. Bigirita

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    hahahahaa!!!!
    lazima uwe umebeba matikiti maji na maembe!!
     
  11. Tangawizi

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    Haahaaa! Hawa kina dada waliosemea academia balaa.....wale tuliosoma wote chini ya mwembe haya mamba wala hawayajui
     
  12. Lizzy

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    Itabidi ainame mara sita...mpaka afike atakua amechoka na sidhani galfriend anataka hivyo!
     
  13. Mohammed Shossi

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    Kwani anaenda kulima tuseme akifika atakuwa amechoka atashindwa kulima!
     
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    Ntajuaje sicho alichokua anaenda kufanya!
     
  15. jeviounipers

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    dawa yake unabeba tu kiroba kizima cha mabox ya condom!!!! to make the effective use of his girlfriend's "User Manual "........the elbow
     
  16. afrodenzi

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    hahahhahha lol
    kwani kiuno kitavunjika??
     
  17. Lizzy

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    Atachoka sana!Ukute kuna kazi zinamsubiria...kuosha vyombo..kudeki..kufua ataweza kweli?
     
  18. afrodenzi

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    hahahahaha
    oohh my dear Lizzy unavituko wewe..
    si borea tu asiende lol
     
  19. Saint Ivuga

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  20. afrodenzi

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    mmmmmmhhhhhhh
    Ivunga Ivunga Ivunga
    umeanza ae ...
    nitafute tu utanipata
    si wajua mchezo wangu ..:coffee:

    hahahahah lol
     
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