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Girls Do You Agree!?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by X-PASTER, Aug 30, 2009.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    THIS WAS ESTABLISHED BY MRS MARTHA DE PURENEZ, WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 104, AND SHE SPENT 82 YEARS IN MARRIAGE, AND SHE SAID THIS.

    “I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this, shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise.”


    ITEMS:
    1. The husband is always right

    2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn’t work

    3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed

    4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened

    5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed

    6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over

    7. The husband never lies, but he enlightens

    8. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything

    9. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision

    11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting

    12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family meeting

    13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home

    14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night

    15. The wife never goes to her husband’s office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one

    16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if its her own money

    17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husband’s advantage

    18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed

    19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him

    20. The wife must respect the husband’s orders carefully

    21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public

    22. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband

    23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband
     
  2. Kunta Kinte

    Kunta Kinte JF-Expert Member

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    Thubutu! sio hawa wakwetu
     
  3. Pretty

    Pretty JF-Expert Member

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    mwanamke wa kisasa hawezi kuufanya huo utumwa aliosema huyo bibi.
     
  4. Nyaralego

    Nyaralego JF-Expert Member

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    Disaster waiting to happen.
     
  5. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Hayo mapenzi Pretty na si utumwa, ni katika harakati za kudumisha ndoa tu.
     
  6. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Nasikia wapo wale wa mkoa fulani wa bongo, ukiulizia ulizia unaweza kuonyeshwa wapi walipo.
     
  7. Saikosisi

    Saikosisi JF-Expert Member

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    THIS WAS ESTABLISHED BY A WOMAN WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 104, AND SHE SPENT 82 YEARS IN MARRIAGE, AND SHE SAID THIS.

    “I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this, shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise.”

    ITEMS:

    1. The husband is always right

    2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn’t work

    3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as
    well as before turning the back to him on the bed

    4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should
    smile as if nothing happened

    5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed

    6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over

    7. The husband never lies, but he enlightens

    8. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything

    9. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision

    11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting

    12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family
    meeting

    13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and takes those of her husband when he is back home

    14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in
    the night

    15. The wife never goes to her husband’s office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one

    16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting
    the husband even if its her own money

    17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom
    without witness and this should be to the husband’s advantage

    18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed

    19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these
    from him

    20. The wife must respect the husband’s orders carefully

    21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public

    22. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances; she should be accompanied by the husband


    23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband


    sIO MIMI, akina WoS, pretty, kelly1 msije mkaninyonga bureee!
     
  8. Binti Maringo

    Binti Maringo JF-Expert Member

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    1. The husband is always right .....are you kidding me???

    2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn’t work.....I Agree

    3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as
    well as before turning the back to him on the bed....Hell to the no huo ni utumwa sasa..Disagree

    4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should
    smile as if nothing happened......Both should smile like nothing happened..i agree

    5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed....Naaaah!.....disagree....

    6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over...Mmmmh

    7. The husband never lies, but he enlightens...oloo ni big fat liars....and they got caught easily since hawajui kudanganya....

    8. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything.....hahahaha not to me.....he shout i shout/agree to disagree....

    9. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision....even the husband should wait for the wife before he making decision....

    11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting...mmh hapa sasa tunadanganyana....lazima huyu bibi alikuwa cheated so many times

    12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family
    meeting......loosers will believe on this shit!....

    13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and takes those of her husband when he is back home...weak wives does that.....but not strong ones....can i get amen

    14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in
    the night....so lame!

    15. The wife never goes to her husband’s office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one...uuuuugh labda karne hizo....watu wanatembelea ofisi za waume zao na kufanya mapenzi huko...

    16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting
    the husband even if its her own money.....mmh huyu bibi kweli kaniudhi....mbona alikuw alocal hivi

    21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public...hahahahahahah!.....

    22. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances; she should be accompanied by the husband......what?.....i willgo visit my parents/his parents tena even kuomba ruhusa nitakuarifu on my way back!.....



    lastly...unabahadi sana umejihami saikosis maana i would have come back to you so hard....

    enjoy your day!
     
  9. Mvina

    Mvina JF-Expert Member

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    Nitawaambia wake zangu wasome hapa kwa umakini na kwanza na print ili nikazigawe.Naona kama kuna vitu hapa wameanza kuvikosa..Tehe!Tehe!
     
  10. kui

    kui JF-Expert Member

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    Nonsense, Rubbish!
     
  11. M

    Makfuhi Senior Member

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    Ukizisoma kama zilivyo zinaonekana utani lakini cha muhimu ni ujumbe uliopo ndani yake.Kama kila mama atachukua ujumbe ulio katika kila moja atatengeneza nyumba ambayo kila familia itaionea wivu.
     
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    Caroline Danzi JF-Expert Member

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    Kiukweli mwanaume ni head of the family with a reference from the bible (awe ana kitu au hana kitu). Kama mwanamke aliyefundwa, information sharing na mumeo ni nzuri sana since he is a head. Siyo kwamba unaomba ruhusa ni kumfanya mwenzio ajue uko wapi incase of any disaster (ni lazima uombe ruhusa in a polite way). Mwanamke kama msaidizi wa familia ni kiungo muhimu sana hasa kwenye kushauri nin kifanyike na katika utaratibu gani.

    Naamini kabisa siku hizi tunafanya mambo vila uelewa ila ukisoma " A woman of Proverv 31 ndiyo utajua kwamba wanawake ni vyanzo vya matatizo kwenye nyumba" am a woman na nimetamka hivi kutoka rohoni kwangu.

    Wanawake wenye interest na hiki kitabu wanitafute niwatolee Copy msome ili mkienda against ni kwa hiari yenu siyo kwamba hamjui.

    Aliyetoa hii mada BIG UP SANA! keep it up!
     
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    Bao3 JF-Expert Member

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    Tatizo wanawake wa siku hizi wanapenda sana kushindana na waume zao. Ndio maana ndoa za siku hizi zimekua mzigo tu. Halafu wakipigwa chini wanalalamika: "oh mwenzenu nina mkosi,sina bahati ya kudumu ktk ndoa etc!"
     
  14. Mshiiri

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    Kama ikiwa hivi basi wanaume wasingekuwa na frustration kabisa. Dunia ingekuwa Eden tena.
     
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    Mchagaa Member

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    I heavily disagree. This works with the white culture only. Sio hawa kaka zetu wanaotaka kujua jogoo ndiye yupi na nani kuku.
     
  16. Sugar wa Ukweli

    Sugar wa Ukweli JF-Expert Member

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    Asante sana Caroline,mume ni head of the family,kwisha.pamoja na kuwa na sis tuna haki zetu,but obidient ni silaha muhimu katika ndoa!!!
     
  17. Saikosisi

    Saikosisi JF-Expert Member

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    Mi nimezipenda na. 2, na 11, na. 15 na na 17!

     
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    Caroline Danzi JF-Expert Member

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    Saikosisi you have translated this topic differently,
     
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    Caroline Danzi JF-Expert Member

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    Saikosisi you have translated this topic differently
     
  20. Akili Unazo!

    Akili Unazo! JF-Expert Member

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    kwa koment zetu hizi na kusema tupo na uelewa mkubwa juu ya matakwa yetu na operation mzima wa mamabo ya ndoa ndiyo maana hatutakuja kufikia umri alioufikia huyu mama marehemu.
    Mungu ailaza mahalai pema peponi: AMINA
     
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