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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Priest, Feb 10, 2012.

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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    EVER WONDERED WHAT'S IN A GIRL'S OR MEN'S CELLPHONE INBOX? WELL CHECK OUT THE DIFFERENCE!!!

    GIRL'S INBOX:
    I love u... (Mudy)
    Hi babez... (Deno)
    ... MPESA CONFIRMED YOU HAVE RECEIVED TSH 50,000 FROM JACK MAHUI
    Cn i tek u awt 2nyt... (Samie)
    Switest drimz hun... (Hamo)
    MPESA CONFIRMED
    Sup swirie... (Jay)
    YOU HAVE RECEIVED TSH.10000 FROM 0756451**. New bal 35000.
    Mwaah... (Samot)

    MEN'S INBOX:
    Vodacom: You have insufficient funds. Please top up
    We malaya wapi pesa yangu... (Nkwabi)
    Vodacom: Tsh 1100 has been deducted to repay your Nipige tafu
    wewe lipa rent ya nyumba... (Agent)
    I missed ma periods. I think am pregnant... (Anna)
    Please call me,thank you... (Marto)
    Mi nakupenda sana. njoo kwangu leo... (Mama mboga)
    Please call me,thank you... (Mary)
     
  2. Don Mangi

    Don Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    marudio. . .
     
  3. roja24

    roja24 Senior Member

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    sio mbaya lakini kuna ka ukweli
     
  4. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaa hiiii ya ukweli sana
     
  5. D

    Diz New Member

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    lete mpya
     
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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    Wengne hatukuona sio lazima uweke post!
     
  7. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Honey ! Leo sina credit fanyafanya basi.(loveness)

    ...SILIPENDI HILI LI SMS ,ILA BASI TU.

    Wait baby nakutumia. (DAWA YA SIKIO).

    K bebi! Ndo ninachokupendea.(loveness).
     
  8. Domowazi

    Domowazi JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaa ila ikija unafanyafanya c ndiyo?
     
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    MITUNDWA Member

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    Ukiona mtu kakasirika kuna mawili! Limegusa mguso chanya au Hasi! kuweni wazi!
    mbaya sana!
     
  10. T

    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo umemaliza watu kama hao ni kuwapotezea kabisa
     
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