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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Che Kalizozele, Aug 6, 2008.

  1. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over
    Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
     
  2. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    Baba watatu ... this is very funny indeed .. the old man spoilt the apetizer for them ... i feel sorry for the boy ...... Thanks
     
  3. KiuyaJibu

    KiuyaJibu JF-Expert Member

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    The boy fear on how to go about to the next stage;may be she thought what the hell is that?!And I think their are really Africans natives.
    For our fellows,this is not a big issue otherwise is priest.
     
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