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German Englishman and Nigerian

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Donnie Charlie, Feb 26, 2011.

  1. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    There were these three guys at the lake, a German, an Englishman and a Nigerian.

    The German took out his thing, put it in the water, waited a while and told the others: "I can feel the water it's a 32 degrees Celsius".

    The other two were amazed. "Let me try", the Englishman said. So he put his organ in the water, waited and said: "To be more exact, the temperature is 32.3 degrees Celsius".

    At last the black man said, "Let me have a try". So he took his equipment, lowered it into the lake and said: "I've no idea about the temperature, but the water is 2 feet 9 inches deep"
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    Tehe tehe, duh huyo mnigeria kaua kabisa!
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Tehe tehe teheeeh!!
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