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George W. Bush vs. Condoleezza Rice

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Invisible, Sep 25, 2008.

  1. Invisible

    Invisible Admin Staff Member

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    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

    George: Great. Tell me all about it.

    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

    George: That’s what I want to know.

    Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

    George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: I mean the fellow’s name.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The guy in China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George:The new leader of China.

    Condi: Hu

    George: The main man in China!

    Condi: Hu is leading China.

    George: Now what did ya’ r asking me for?

    Condi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.

    George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

    Condi: That’s the man’s name.

    George: That’s who’s name?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead in the Middle East.

    Condi: That’s correct.

    George: Then who is in China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir is in China?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Then who is?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, thanks.

    Condi: You want Kofi?

    George: No.

    Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Condi: And call who?

    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

    Condi: Hu is theguy in China

    George: Will you stay out of China?!

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi.

    George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Du! Ni lazima wametoka jasho!!
     
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