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Genius Boy

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masaki, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. Masaki

    Masaki JF-Expert Member

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    A std 1 teacher, Ms Smith (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.
    The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"
    Boy Answered, "I'm too smart for std 1. My sister is in std 3 and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in std3 too!"

    Ms Smith had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.

    While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Smith he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

    Principal:
    "What is 3x3?"

    Boy:
    "9".

    Principal:
    "What is 6x6?"

    Boy:
    "36".

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Smith and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."
    Ms Smith says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?"
    The principal and Boy both agree.

    Ms Smith asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

    Boy:
    after a moment "Legs."

    Ms Smith:
    "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

    Boy:
    "Pockets."

    Ms Smith:
    What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

    Boy:
    Coconut

    Ms Smith:
    What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

    Boy:
    Bubblegum

    Ms Smith:
    What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

    Boy:
    Shake hands

    Ms Smith:
    Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

    Boy:
    Yep.

    Ms Smith:
    You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

    Boy:
    Tent

    Ms Smith:
    A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

    The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

    Boy:
    Wedding Ring

    Ms Smith:
    I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

    Boy:
    Nose

    Ms Smith:
    I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

    Boy:
    Arrow

    Ms Smith:
    What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

    Boy:
    Firetruck

    Ms Smith:
    What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand.

    Boy:
    Fork

    Ms Smith:
    What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

    Boy:
    SURNAME

    Ms Smith:
    What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

    Boy:
    HEART.


    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
    "Send this Boy. to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"


    Hmmm.....Stop being dirty, be a genius.
    Have a nice day!!!

     
  2. Jeni

    Jeni Senior Member

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    Ungetoa hayo maswali tujibu mimi nilikuwa nafikiria ndivyo sivyo kabisaaa
     
  3. Masaki

    Masaki JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahah! Yaani huyo mtoto kweli ni genious! Au ni mtakatifu, maana hana ''dirty mind''.
     
  4. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    huyo mtoto haexist kwenye huu ulimwengu wa leo. watoto wetu wako dirty kuliko hata wazazi wao, wana practice mambo ambayo sisi wazazi tunayaita mwiko.
    kweli dunia imepinda.
     
  5. Pape

    Pape JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha! terrible!
     
  6. Jeni

    Jeni Senior Member

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    Lazima ulikuwa na jibu langu, hahahahaaaaa
     
  7. j

    jenipher gembe New Member

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    hiyo kali hata mm nilikua nahisi ndivuo sivyo mmhhhh
     
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