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Gazeti letu la Udaku JF..

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by TANMO, Dec 7, 2011.

  1. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Kutokana na kwamba JF imeweza kuwa mtandao mkubwa ambao imetokea kuwepo hata Masupastaa wake nadhani ni muda mwafaka kwa wajasiriamali tukaanzisha Gazeti letu ambalo litakuwa linatoa habari kuhusu watu maarufu wa Jf, nina imani tutapata soko.

    hebu fikiria vichwa vya habari kama:
    --"Siwezi kuchangia mada bila kuvuta msuba" King'asti
    --"Sitaki mwingine, wa sasa ananitosha" Nazjaz
    --Nyani Ngabu abaka tena, madaktari wasema tatizo lake linatibika
    --Kongosho aapa kunywa sumu iwapo atamkosa The Boss
    --Mzee Mwanakijiji afumaniwa na Agel Msoffe wakiwa katika mkao wa hatari
    --"Marafiki zangu wote ni wanafiki" - Lizzy
    --"Ninamzimia sana Invizibo" - Mamndenyi
    --Mzee Mtambuzi akiri kumsaliti mkewe mara kumi
    --"Nimashatembea na wanawake 1000" - Bishanga
    --Figanigga aka mzee wa Mia apata kimwana mpya, asema ndoa ni kabla ya mwaka mpya
    --Kumbe na usista duu wake wote Husninyo anaishi kwa mikopo!!!!
    --The Finest agonganisha vimwana, mwenyewe aingia mitini , tifu zito latokea
    --"Nilianza kunywa pombe nikiwa na miaka mitatu" - Babu Asprin
    --Asilimia kubwa ya waumini wangu ni Wanawake - Rev Masanilo
    --PAW amlima Ban Washawasha kwa kulog off kila mara
    --Saint Ivuga anyang'anywa mke

    Hivyo ni kwa uchache tu, wazo hilo kwa yeyote ambaye yuko interestedi awasiliane na mimi tuanze utaratibu wa kulisajili Gazeti letu kabla ya mwaka mpya..

    Mapendo.
    TANMO
     
  2. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    Salute mkuu ahahaaakwa kuongezea
    invisible afumaniwa na mke wa paw
    the finest afumwa gesti na faiza fox

    nyani ngabu achezea kichapo chooni airport alikuwa anamtorosha mke wa krolokwin

    YO YO amvalisha pete ya uchumba smile

    ashadiii arudi jukwaani kwa mbwembe barabara zote zafungwa

    asprini afumaniwa tena na baamedi walikuwa uchi kaunta mchana kweupeeeeee

    rejao aula ikulu,ritz atupwa wizarani

    malaria sugu kampokea yesu jangwani arudisha vibuyu vyote vya uchawi,asema alirithi kwa jirani yake

    the boss aoa tena mke wa pili azua balaa harusini

    lizzy aachika tena kwa the finest sasa ajichimbia kwa mr rocky mke wa mr rocky aja juu

    afrodenzi alilia penzi lake na nyani ngabu asema watu wanamloga

    fesi buku na cantalisia wamgombania figaniga mzee wa mia bilcanas

    bishanga afumaniwa na mwanafunzi kwenye gari,ni mtoto wa baba mwenye nyumba wake

    mamndenyi arudi kwa mumewe asema hawakukutana vichochoroni wapambe jinyongeni

    dr riwa afumaniwa na mama mjamzito adai alikuwa anamkanda tumbo mtoto kakaa vibaya

    mzizimkavu afumwa live na kizee usiku wa manane uchi adai alikuwa anamfundisha tiba asilia

    invisible aachia ushuzi kwenye kikao,wadhamini wajitoa kusaidia jamii forums alimwa barua ya kuachishwa kazi

    aminata amwibia mzungu hotelini,ajichimbia south kwasaint ivuga

    nasjaz adai wanaume wa bongo hawajui mapenzi sasa hv kujichimbia uarabuni tu

    Rejao afanyiwa plastic surgery ya masaburi madaktari wakosea wamdunga sindano ya cement

    KIZAAZAA JF MOD ARRAY ACHOKA KUSOMA PM AZIACHIA KWA MEMBER WOTE PM ZAANIKWA HALI TETE JF WATU WOTE WALOG OFF WAJA NA ID MPYA

    nitaendelea badae
     
  3. Elia

    Elia JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu umenivunja mbavu

    TANMO akamatwa na noti bandia
     
  4. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Lol,
    Smile alilia penzi la Yo Yo,

    Elia afumwa Gesti na mke wa mtu
     
  5. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Dah?
    I got really screwed this time...
     
  6. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahahahah lol
    this is really funny ..
     
  7. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    Yule gwiji wa kupiga ban anayejulikana kwa Id ya PAW karushiwa vilago vyake na kupigwa marufuku kuonekana kwenye ofisi za jf. "haiwezani mtu ampige ban mke wangu halafu awe anajipitisha mbele yangu akijichekesha na mimi nikamwangalia tu. Nimemfukuzia mbali akatafute forum yake" alisikika invisible akilalamika wakati anaongea na figganigga kwa njia ya simu. Nimejaribu kumpigia simu PAW lakini simu yake ikapokelewa na mwanadada aliye jitambulisha kwa jina la DENA AMSI na kusema PAW yupo nje ya nchi. Mia
     
  8. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaaaa Rejao ala shavu ikulu Haaaaaaaaa, Mwita25 apokelewa kwa shangwe chadema, feis buku amtongoza King kong III,Washawasha kashindwa ku-log off kwa kumshangaa Husninyo,ritz atoswa kwenye kura za maoni,katavi arudiana na la azizi wake
     
  9. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Afrodenzi anunuliwa gari na Mod, Lol....
     
  10. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu tutakuajiri uwe miongoni mwa waandishi, hebu tuma siivii yako kwa Smile halafu tutakupigia simu..
     
  11. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    King kong III atuma salamu kwa feis buk kupitia Chit chat..
     
  12. Elia

    Elia JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaaa, Atokea dilishani ajifunga kitenge kuua so
     
  13. Lucchese DeCavalcante

    Lucchese DeCavalcante JF-Expert Member

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    El toro je?
     
  14. sulphadoxine

    sulphadoxine JF-Expert Member

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    Invisible kugombea urais 2015.
     
  15. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    El Toro akamatwa na TV ya Paw iliyopotea wiki mbili zilizopita..
     
  16. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    duh, haya bwana nyie nichafueni tu.
    Sumu sinywi na simwachi ng'o

    simply hilarious!
     
  17. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahahah
    Hii imetulia kwa kweli.
     
  18. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    HaHaha...lol..nimecheka sana. Yaelekea Smile unafanya kazi kwenye moja ya magazeti ya udaku hapa nchini!!
     
  19. wilbald

    wilbald JF-Expert Member

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    mmmh! hii imekaa vizuri, manake hata yale maheiniova..aliyoniachia joji bushi sikuileee kule moshi yameondoka yote.
     
  20. sulphadoxine

    sulphadoxine JF-Expert Member

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    Director 1 kucheza filamu na jack bauer.
     
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