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Gauni la Teacher !

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Endaku's, Dec 4, 2008.

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    Endaku's JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoto mmoja aitwaye John alirudi shule uso wake ukiwa umevimba sana na mazungumzo kati ya mtoto huyo na baba yake yakawa hivi:
    Baba: Mwanangu nini kimekupata, mbona uso wako umevimba hivyo?
    Mtoto: Si lile gauni la mwalimu Sara
    Baba: Limefanyaje?
    Mtoto: Lilikuwa limeingia katikati ya makalio yake nikaenda kulichomoa ndio akanipiga kibao
    Baba: Hiyo ni tabia mbaya usirudie tena mwanangu.
    Kesho yake yule mtoto akarudi tena amevimba uso. Baba yake akamuuliza imekuwaje tena? Mtoto akajibu gauni ya ticha Sara iliingia tena katikati ya makalio yake, Tom akaitoa, nikaona ni tabia mbaya nikaenda kuirudishia. Baba akabaki ameduwaa...
     
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    Boma Senior Member

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    you made me real laugh
     
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    Ab-Titchaz Content Manager Staff Member

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    Duh!!!!!...hii imenikalisha chini na kicheko.Damn!
     
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    Himawari JF-Expert Member

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    LOL....! Siku ya tatu mwanafunzi mwingine akilikomboa hilo gauni katikati ya makalio ya ticha Sara, sijui uso wa Jonh utakuwa katka hali gani...
     
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    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani niko I See You (ICU) Muhimbili. Mbavu sina mwenzenu.
     
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    Shemzigwa JF-Expert Member

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    siku ya tano..halijaingia akaenda kuliingiza tena
     
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    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo ana akili sana Duh!
     
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    HardMartin JF-Expert Member

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    teh! teh! teh! teh!
     
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    Achahasira JF-Expert Member

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    hihihi dah umenipa usingizi mzuri kabisa
     
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    Badu JF-Expert Member

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    Kwehe! Kwehe! Kwehe! Kwehe! Kwehe! Kwehe! Kwehe! Kwehe! Kwehe! Kwehe! Kwehe!
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Ya siku nyingi sana
     
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    KML JF-Expert Member

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    inamana kila siku mwalim anavaa gauni ilo ilo tu???
     
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    HardMartin JF-Expert Member

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    sa kama hawapandishiw mshahara
     
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    KML JF-Expert Member

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    unaacha kazi hakuna anaekulazimisha eti
     
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    Comi JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmhhhhh
     
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