Nyaralego
JF-Expert Member
- Nov 13, 2007
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G.W.B Library to Open in WACO, TEXAS in late 2009.
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the
planning stages.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember
anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to
show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been
able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour,they
make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and
sometimes a fifth time.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,
complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an
election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your
favorite Republican Senators.
The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board,
Magic 8-ball,
Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
The museum will also have an Electron Microscope to help
you locate the President's accomplishments.
Of course this is being fully financed by Lobbyist, Wall
Street, the Big 3 Auto Companies, and most of all his friends at the
Major Oil Companies
with there extra profits made during
George's eight years in the White House
Please take special note:
Vice-President Cheny also has arranged for Halliburton to
chip in for the
Landscaping and the Private Underground
Vault for all the redacted & secret wire tap records that the public
will never see from the past eight years of their Administration.
Make your plans now to visit Waco in Early 2010 after the
dedication.
