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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Chauro, Oct 6, 2010.

  1. Chauro

    Chauro JF-Expert Member

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    hembu tufurahi pamoja leo na nacheka tu sijui na nini hembu leteni mambo mazuri niendelee kufurahi kuna siku unaweza amka na kisirani tu

    GREAT DAY LOVE U ALL MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
     
  2. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    demu wako anataka mrudiane........endelea kufuarahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Nyange

    Nyange JF-Expert Member

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  4. bacha

    bacha JF-Expert Member

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    halafu wewe, mbona siku hizi unanidanganya hivyo?????????
     
  5. LeopoldByongje

    LeopoldByongje JF-Expert Member

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    Me too. Try this and have Fun

    First Time Dating
    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
    The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

    The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
     
  6. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    uwongo kwangu mwiko !
    baba hataki ,mama alinikataza bibi alinihusia nkae mbali na urongo na babu alinambia ni bora ku.....kuliko kudanganya...sasa bas bacha mi sdanganyi!!!!
    asi kataka habari za furaha jaman?wakat ana post anayolalamika demu wa zaman kamkaa sana mawazon sasa nfanyeje?ndo mana nkampa raha ya kumpa roho yake inataka!!!!!
    ata wew pia bachja demu wako ana mimba ....furahi na wewe .......m here kutoa furaha kwa njia ya maandish tu...ahahahahah!!!!!!!11
     
  7. funzadume

    funzadume JF-Expert Member

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    so funny ha ha ha
     
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