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Funny tongue twisters

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by GIUSEPE, Apr 19, 2012.

  1. GIUSEPE

    GIUSEPE Senior Member

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    The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.



    I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.


    I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.



    I'm not the pheasant plucker,
    I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
    I'm only plucking pheasants
    'Cause the pheasant plucker's late.



    Mr. See owned a saw.
    And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
    Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
    Before Soar saw See,
    Which made Soar sore.
    Had Soar seen See's saw
    Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
    See's saw would not have sawed
    Soar's seesaw.
    So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
    But it was sad to see Soar so sore
    Just because See's saw sawed
    Soar's seesaw!

    Try repeating several times,as quickly as possible,without stumbling or mispronouncing.

    LET'S HAVE YOURS!
     
  2. Lukansola

    Lukansola JF-Expert Member

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    katibu kata wa kata ya mkata bwana makata, alikataa katakata kukata miti katika kata yake

    How much wood would a wood chuk chuk if a wood chuk could chuk wood?


    kipi kikusikitishacho?

    god made man, man made money, money made man mad.
     
  3. GIUSEPE

    GIUSEPE Senior Member

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    Wewe umeweza kutamka ipi kwa ufasaha kati ya hizo? ( be honest) Hii kitu inachanganya hata ufanye mazoezi vipi.
     
  4. Deejay nasmile

    Deejay nasmile JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja nifike home
     
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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    hebu iseme hii bila kukosea mara moja.

    kafia manzese mazishi sinza
     
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