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Funny quotes

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Isaac, Dec 7, 2010.

  1. Isaac

    Isaac JF-Expert Member

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    "Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear." – Harold Coffin...
    "Success is often the result of taking a
    misstep in the right direction." – Al Bernstein...

    "Every successful enterprise requires three men – a dreamer, a businessman, and a son- of-a-bitch." – Peter McArthur...

    "Men always want to be a woman's first love – women like to be a man's last romance." – Oscar Wilde...

    "Man begins by loving love and ends by loving a woman. Woman begins by loving a
    man and ends by loving love." – Remy De Gourmount...

    "If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring." – Alphonse Karr...

    "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late." – Max Kauffman...

    "A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband." – Montaigne...

    "What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork." – Pearl Bailey...

    "Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it." – Unknown...

    "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." – Oscar Wilde...

    "I just need enough to tide me over until I need more." – Bill Hoest...
    "I like to talk with people who express my thoughts clearly." – Unknown

    "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." – Oscar Wilde...
    "Some read to think, these are rare; some to write, these are common; and some read to talk, and these form the great majority." – Charles Caleb Colton...
    "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." – Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 ...
    "Few great men would have got past personnel." – Paul Goodman...

    "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." – Albert Einstein...

    More Murphy's Law in Project Management The first 90% of the
    project takes 10%t of the
    time, and the last 10%
    takes the other 90%...

    If you have a technology policy and a procedure, make sure nobody in the university community actually understands what it is. Complexity is good...
     
  2. Gaijin

    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo Oscar Wilde nilisikika alikuwa gay is it true?
     
  3. Mentee

    Mentee Senior Member

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    Very useful quotes.... Na kila muonja uji wa mtoto lazima amwangalie mama wa mtoto usoni kwanza
     
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