Funniest movie quotes ever!

[Michael Ngusa]

- "I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say: 'Hey! Look at these!' She was the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees, and thank God you were a man! Yeah! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it."
- "Frank, snap outta it! You're lookin' at her like she was your mother, for Christ's sake."
(The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991))

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-"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

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- "Taggart."
- "Yes, sir."
- "I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes."
- "What do you want me to do, sir?"
- "I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. Take this down: 'I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
- "Could you repeat that, sir?"
(Blazing Saddles (1974))

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"I think you're all f--ked in the head. We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you wanna bail out. Well, I'll tell ya something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f--kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! Ha, ha, ha, ha! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Oh,!"
(National Lampoon's Vacation (1983))

....ONGEZA NA ZAKO!

 

[Mentor]

Funniest ever!????:shocked:

 

[Tyta]

"The royal penis is clean, your Highness!"
(Coming to America (1980))

 

[Prince Kunta]

"We are in new york now, be like new yorkers"
coming to America

 

[silent lion]

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says; "Taste the soup." He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup to cold?", "Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?", "Ah-ha!"
[chuckles]
Saul: "Ah-ha!"

COMING TO AMERICA
[he laughs, but no one else does]
Saul: What do you know from funny, ya bastard?

 

[beefinjector]

- "... My name is Gaylord Focker ..."
- "... So basically you're Gay Focker ..."

(Meet the Parents)

 

[Michael Ngusa]

Funniest ever!????:shocked:

It's the thread name for everyone to bring his best... gosh!

 

[Rubuye123]

''one of us is gon serioiusly get hurt!!....and that's not me''!!..........movie nimeisahau aisee

 

[Roger Sterling]

 

[Roger Sterling]

Kevin Maline: Do you know you're sleeping with a married woman?
Jellyroll: Do you know that I don't give a https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide?

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[papag]

if you want to shoot,shoot dont talk

 

[Junior. Cux]

"kip on fucking that bitch til I say stop" - power Tasha and Ghost

 

[Madame B]

"This food, is too much pilipili"
(Dar 2 Lagos (2011))

 

[Roger Sterling]

if you want to shoot,shoot dont talk

It's this scene i believe. R.I.P. Eli Wallach.

 

[PlumLovey]

Jerry: “Don’t analyze me, Phyllis, okay? You know, many have tried and all have failed. My brain doesn’t fit the usual id-ego-superego model!”
Phyllis: “No, you have the only brain with three ids.”
-To Rome with Love

 

[Roger Sterling]

 

[Pelela]

Abruzzi: I kneel only to God. I don't see him here.

(Prison Break)

 

[The Boss]

'What do you do for a living'?-bill crystal
'i don't do anything ,i am the boss'-De Niro..--- Analyze this

 

[Roger Sterling]

'What do you do for a living'?-bill crystal
'i don't do anything ,i am the boss'-De Niro..--- Analyze this

Dope Film that one.

Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

 

[Roger Sterling]

James Russell: Quite an operation you've got, tell me what is going on here?
Franklin: I'm a business man, Man, what the https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide you think is going on...?
James Russell: Cut! Cut. You can't use that kind of language on TV.
Franklin: What language? What you talkin' 'bout?
James Russell: https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide.
Franklin: https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide what?
James Russell: You cannot say https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide on television!
Franklin: Man, https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide that man, you're the one who came down here so don't tell me how to talk. Hurry this up I got shit to do.