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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mwl, Jun 4, 2011.

  1. m

    mwl JF-Expert Member

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    Mla mirungi mmoja baada ya kumaliza na handas kupanda alikwenda hoteli akaagiza supu, mhudumu akamletea yakawa hivi
    Mla mirungi: Mhudumu samahani njoo.
    Mhudumu: Ndio mzee.
    Mla mirungi: Hebu onja hii supu.
    Mhudumu: Vipi mzee haina chumvi?
    Mla mirungi: Ebwana onja hii supu.
    Mhudum: Mzee iko baridi tukubadilishie?.
    Mla mirungi: Nasema onja supu.
    Mhudumu: Mzee kama nyama kidogo nikuongezee?.
    Mla mirungi: oohoo onja supu nasema.
    Mhudumu: haya kijiko kiko wapi?
    Mla mirungi: Enheeee kijiko kiko waaaapi.
     
  2. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    heheheee, sasa si angesema apewe kijiko.
     
  3. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    duh, jamaa mtata kweli huyo..i guess ameshaiba kijiko staili za nyerere!lol
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    (Mlamlungi):eek:nja hii soup.(Mhudumu):nina allergy na nyama ya ng'ombe,we sema tu una shida gani?
     
  5. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,haaaa...ahaaa dah? Ehee kwel kaz ipo yan jamaa mtata kwel kwel
     
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    YE JF-Expert Member

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    Kaka hiyo movie coming to Amerika mwisho kabisaa....where is the spoon.....ahaaaa!
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    shughuli kwel kwel
     
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