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flight attendant and a man

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jul 28, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A flight attendant was transferring flights of a queue of people whose plane had been cancelled. Suddenly a man pushed to the front of the line and angrily said 'I need to be on the next flight and it has to be 1st class'
    'I'm sorry sir, but you will have to wait until I deal with these people' she replied
    'Do you know who I am?' He snapped back.
    The flight calmly picked up her microphone and clearly, so that the whole terminal could hear, said 'there is a man here at desk 14 who doesn't know who he is. Is there anyone who would be able to help him?'
    'F*** you' he said angrily.
    'I'm sorry, sir, but you will have to wait in line for that too' ​
     
  2. Money Maker

    Money Maker Senior Member

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    Mh! Kazi kweli kweli
     
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    Mbishi SR Member

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    'I'm sorry, sir, but you will have to wait in line for that too'
    Which one .. F***ng her??!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    u got it!!!!
     
  5. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaa, hao wamefundishwa customer care! Nakumbuka nilipata kidogo somo hilo ktoka kwa dr milanzi! hahaa
     
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