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Five rules for men

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Kibanga Ampiga Mkoloni, Mar 4, 2012.

  1. Kibanga Ampiga Mkoloni

    Kibanga Ampiga Mkoloni JF-Expert Member

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    "Za kuambiwa changanya na za kwako"

    FIVE RULES FOR MEN:

    1 It's important to have a woman, who
    helps at home, who cooks from time to
    time, cleans up and has a job.
    2. It's important to have a woman,
    who can make you laugh.
    3. It's important to have a woman,
    whom you can trust and who doesn't
    lie to you.
    4. It's important to have a woman,
    who is good in bed and who likes to be
    with you.
    5. It's very, very important that these
    four women never meet.
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  2. Rada

    Rada Senior Member

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    Kumbe unamaanisha kila mwanamke anaplay role yake.
     
  3. Amyner

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    Kwani mmoja hawezi kuwa na sifa hizo zote?
     
  4. ndyoko

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    ngumu sana madam kuwa na complete woman withh all those qualities! wengi wana sifa namba 1 na 3, zingine zero, hahaaaaaaaaa! usini-quote mamaa!
     
  5. Mtalingolo

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    Kweli zakuambiwa changanya na zako...
     
  6. Kongosho

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    duh . . . . .
    Wanamme wanaopigwa na wake zao hawawezi kwisha.
     
  7. Rada

    Rada Senior Member

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    Hao wape jina lingine, sio wanaume bana!
     
  8. The Boss

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    lol..........
     
  9. Husninyo

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    Mwenyewe najitosheleza.
     
  10. Going Concern

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    thax God anazo zote, love u mumy,
     
  11. Ambitious

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    This is like five rules for stupid men.You just cant get entangled with like four women and get anything good out of it,whether they ever meet each other or not.
    Hapa ndipo pa kuchanganya za kuambiwa na za kwako..
     
  12. Kabakabana

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    Khaaaa,
     
  13. Amyner

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    Umesema ni ngumu, which means inawezekana na wapo, ila unfortunatly haujakutana nao yet ndyoko... Mmh..
     
  14. Amyner

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    Atleast some men appreciate their women!
     
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    mzabzab JF-Expert Member

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    very nice...i like that!!!
     
  16. Ralphryder

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    Kibanga,hapo ktk no3 ndo kuna tatizo!
     
  17. DULLAH B.

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    Ngumu kupata woman mwenye cfa zote hizo.
     
  18. Kongosho

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    akina 'wangu mama keri' ni wengi mno siku hizi

     
  19. Dr.Chichi

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    he he he imekaa vizuri hiyo
     
  20. Kongosho

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    are you sure??

     
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