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First Date

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Jun 19, 2009.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

    The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

    The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.

    He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.

    After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list.

    He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

    The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
     
  2. Safina

    Safina JF-Expert Member

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    X-Paster,

    Hapa na wewe umechemka, sasa huyu mchuchu angejuaje kama kama yake angependa spinach! Na hata kama angependa spinach, je hilo swali la mwisho ulilomuuliza nia philosophy kweli? au mimi ndo sielewe hebu tueleweshe
     
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    Ya leo mkuu haivunji mbavu
     
  4. Freetown

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    Huu ni mchosho
     
  5. X-PASTER

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    You miss the joke you guyz....!

    Anyway its a just a joke!
     
  6. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    kijana ndiye aliyechemka hapa kwashindwa ku coordinate silaha zake vizuri.
     
  7. X-PASTER

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    Never mind Bro, some people are very slow!
     
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