First Date

[Mabel]

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

 

[TANMO]

He is indeed smart, Free sex and yet 5 Bucks as a profit..

 

[Washawasha]

nice one,kongratulesheni

 

[Mabel]

He is indeed smart, Free sex and yet 5 Bucks as a profit..

Yeah, dawa ya anayejifanya mjanja ni kuwa mjanja zaid yake!

 

[Mabel]

nice one,kongratulesheni

Haha hah, thanks!

 

[Katavi]

Ahahahaaah!! Hii ni kukomoana...

 

[MAMMAMIA]

Ha ha ha! Not a fair game, bali udanganyifu. Kwa nini mvulana hakumwambia tangu mwanzo kuwa yeye ni dereva wa taxi na bei yake?

 

[Mabel]

Ha ha ha! Not a fair game, bali udanganyifu. Kwa nini mvulana hakumwambia tangu mwanzo kuwa yeye ni dereva wa taxi na bei yake?

Na dada naye kwa nini hakumwambia yule kaka kuwa yeye ni Kasa? Hapo ngoma droo.

 

[Washawasha]

Na dada naye kwa nini hakumwambia yule kaka kuwa yeye ni Kasa? Hapo ngoma droo.

Hapo sio ngoma droo Dume la mbegu limeshinda mpambano,sababu kavunja amri ya 6 bure na $5 ya juu.bnafsi kuna demu m1 uswazi alinitangazia kuwa hatonipa uroda kwa Tsh akawa anataka dola lkn yy hajawahi kuiona basi nikamtandika na $Zimbabwe,mpaka leo ananiangalia kwa jcho la husuda

 

[Mabel]

Hapo sio ngoma droo Dume la mbegu limeshinda mpambano,sababu kavunja amri ya 6 bure na $5 ya juu.bnafsi kuna demu m1 uswazi alinitangazia kuwa hatonipa uroda kwa Tsh akawa anataka dola lkn yy hajawahi kuiona basi nikamtandika na $Zimbabwe,mpaka leo ananiangalia kwa jcho la husuda

Daima haji kukusahau huyo mtoto,sasa yeye anademand kitu ambacho hakifahamu
Alistahili hicho ulichomfanyia na pesa ya Mugabe, hah!

 

[Mkwaruzo]

Yeah, dawa ya anayejifanya mjanja ni kuwa mjanja zaid yake!

dawa ya moto ni moto

 

[Washawasha]

Daima haji kukusahau huyo mtoto,sasa yeye anademand kitu ambacho hakifahamu
Alistahili hicho ulichomfanyia na pesa ya Mugabe, hah!

Baada ya game ya usiku ule kesho asubuhi si akaruka town kwenye maduka ya kuchenji hela za kigeni ndipo alipofurahi mwenyewe

 

[mafiakisiwani]

Nakuamini kaka hii ni babkubwa

 

[Joseph]

Ha ha ha ulikuwa wapi siku zote hizi kutoa hii kitu?Safi sana jamaa katumia akili yake vizuri

 

[Rare]

Walikuwa wabongo nini?

 

[Washawasha]

Walikuwa wabongo nini?

Wabongo fix mwanzo mwisho

 

[Raia Fulani]

jino kwa jino

 

[Mr.Professional]

Hii vijana wa town wanasema "mwaga ugali mie namwaga mboga"

 

[sweetlady]

kwe kwe kwe! Dawa ya moto ni moto! Imekaa pouwa sn!

 

[Mabel]

kwe kwe kwe! Dawa ya moto ni moto! Imekaa pouwa sn!

Haswa hah hah,