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Financial management

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kaingia hotelini ili ale halafu ana sh 3000 tu.
    akaagiza msosi wa sh 9000,matunda sh 2000,na kinywaji sh 2000.
    Alipomaliza kula akaletewa bill yake ilikuwa sh 13,000.
    Jamaa akagoma eti hana hela.Hotel manager akapiga simu polisi ili wamchukue,polisi wakamchukua
    walipokuwa njiani akawahonga polisi sh 3000 aliyo nayo then akaachiwa.

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    FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT.
     
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    MZEE: Docta tangu niwekewe moyo mwingine mawazo yangu ni ngono tuu na kupenda pesa..! inawezekana labda nimekuwa kijana au.!
    DAKTARI: hapana sihivyo kabisa. ukweli ni kwamba, tulikuekea "MOYO WA CHANGUDOA"
     
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    Mama: Nasikia wote nyie mmepata sifuri darasani!!??
    Watoto: Ndio mama
    Mama: Enhe kwa nini?
    Watoto: Kwa sababu tunakaa dawati la mwisho darasani kwa hiyo Mwalimu alipoanza kugawa maksi mpaka kufikia dawati letu zikawa zimekwisha... Ndio maana tukapata sifuri.
    Mama: Hakyanani sina watoto!!
     
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    Mlevi kaanguka toka kwenye gorofa fasta watu wakamfuata kumsaidia wakamuuliza VP IMEKUAJE? Mlevi akajibu "HATA MIE SIJUI NDO NAFIKA SASA HIVI"
     
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    sasa babu atafanya nini, moyo wa changudoa lol utamtesa!!!
     
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    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    itabidi arudi kwenye game rasmi
     
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    Nomaaaaaa
     
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