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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mpigilie, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. m

    mpigilie JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa alikua muongo kupitiliza ila tatizo anasahau haraka anapodanganya.
    Kuna siku alikua anawahadithia watu
    > Juzzi tulienda polini kuwinda,tukamwona swala tukaanza kumkimbiza mi nilikua mbele nikamkimbiiza mpaka nikamkamata,washkaji zangu wakaja tukamwinamisha chini...
    Wakati anaendelea kuhadithia simu yake ikaita kwahiyo akaanza kuongea na simu,alipomaliza akawauliza jamaa nimeishia wapi kuwahadithia? Wakamwambia umeishia mmemuinamisha
    > Ahaaa,basi baada ya kumuinamisha tukaaanza kumvuaa nguo ili tumnanii...
    Washkaji wakashtuka "wewe si umesema mmemuinamisha mnyama inakuaje mnamvua nguo mnyama"
    > Ahaa kumbe nilisema mnyama, basi tukaanza kukamua maziwa...
    Si ulisema swala sasa maziwa ya swala ya nini?
    > Hivi nilisema swala, basi tukaanza kumchuna ngozi...
     
  2. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh umetisha mzazi.
     
  3. nitonye

    nitonye JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu hii imetulia bado kidogo nichanike mbavu. Big up!!!
     
  4. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kwa fiksi nimemkubali
     
  5. Oman - Muscat.

    Oman - Muscat. Member

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    hahahahahah! you made my day asante.......
     
  6. Tz-guy

    Tz-guy JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Akili zake hazina akili.
     
  7. Rosweeter

    Rosweeter JF-Expert Member

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    Fantastic joke........
     
  8. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    huyo atakuwa na masters ya fiksi
     
  9. m

    mpigilie JF-Expert Member

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    Degree yake ya fiksi aliipatia nigeria,ila masters ndo sijui aliipatia wapi
     
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